NEVER EVER ........

[TOMO 28,961]

3year back I had about 100 rabbits in the big chest freezer....was away in spain for 3 weeks ....we have a pre.pay  elecy........wich we forgot to put enough money on.....

oh my god.....

[forest of dean redneck 12,023]

Hang the nets on the wife’s washing line and bit of free eel fishing bait .nae bother

[mushroom 14,109]

1 hour ago, TOMO said:

3year back I had about 100 rabbits in the big chest freezer....was away in spain for 3 weeks ....we have a pre.pay  elecy........wich we forgot to put enough money on.....

oh my god.....

Was that after I last saw you?

I once went fishing with a few mates. (The one driving was French lol) anyway before I got the invite, about an hour before we are all leaving. I'd fed the dog a load of chopped up raw mackeral.....

So off we go, dog in the back of the motor on this really winding road (Google Barcelona to sitges, it's the coastal road) and yep you guessed it! From the back off the motor comes that dreaded sound (retch, retch, retch, baaaaarf and the final hack ) the smell was fuucking aweful. We get to where we are going and out comes everything, washed in the sea as best as...... two days later I get a msg from the French lad saying it's just cost him 50notes for a valleting and it still fuucking stinks The fish sick mix had soaked through the boot mat and was basically impregnated into the upholstery, nothing would shift it. The dog is banned from his car now

[Astanley 11,651]

I farted once .