Its The Way I Tell Em.....

[jigsaw 11,902]

The NRA clean-up crew found over 200 dead crows on the M50 near Tallaght recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.

By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The NRA then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

 

 

TRUE STORY FOLKS

 

[Guest Navek]

Ffs I actually though for once you were been serious still I got to the cah cah lol

[bird 10,014]

is he still alive, i used like him and his jokes

[dytkos 17,981]

Dead a bit back Ray, heart attack?

 

Cheers, D.

[dytkos 17,981]

Just googled it, stomach cancer 2012, died penniless. R.I.P Frank

 

Cheers, D.

[bird 10,014]

Just googled it, stomach cancer 2012, died penniless. R.I.P Frank

 

Cheers, D.

thanks dave bloody shame that

[jigsaw 11,902]

well im glad this all cleared up franks demise lol.....back to my hillariously funny joke ................

[air gun ant 1,666]

Who's frank? I'm lost? Was he a crow lol

[dogmad riley 1,351]

The NRA clean-up crew found over 200 dead crows on the M50 near Tallaght recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

 

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.

By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The NRA then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

 

 

TRUE STORY FOLKS

 

???? cah cah