gaz 284 Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 (edited) Italian guy,french guy and scottish guy braggin at the bar about their love making talents,italian guy says "when i finish making love-a to my girlfriend i go a down a and gently tickle the back-a of her knees and she floats 6cm above the bed-a in ecstasy" The frenchman says "zat is nothing,when im finished with my lady,i kiss all ze way down her body and lick the soles of her feet and she floats 12cm above ze bed in ecstasy" The wee scotsman pipes up " thats nothing!!!when im finished shaggin my bird,i get oot the bed and wipe my knob on the curtains and she feckin hits the roof !!!! Edited November 28, 2007 by gaz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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gnipper 6,019 Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Paddy goes into Superdrug and asks 'have you got KY Jelly?' No the assistant says 'have you tried Boots?', no Paddy says 'I want to slide in not feckin march in!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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