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I had a abscess on my gooch ( between Arse hole and balls ) . Got touched up by every doctor in the hospital . At one point the doctor came in and I was lying on my side feeling abused and sorry for myself and he told me he teached trainees and would it be ok if they came and saw how the procedure was carried out . I said fine no problem with me . Any shame I had had long gone . What I didn't expect was 8 or 9 of them to walk in will the doctor was having a root around . My Mrs was in hysterics

LOL.

A fellow I know had a problem with his penis and was in hospital. A doctor came in with a load of students, whipped back the sheets and asked him how he was .

The lad said to the doctor "can't be too bad, he's up before me every morning." He said the students fell around the place.

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as I get older I have to get up in the night for a piss ,why is this

its like most things when you get older,things stop working,or get weaker, also you can become less tolerant to some food or drinks, i use to get up for a wee in the night, but now i'm ok, with me it was caffeine to close to bed time,i use to be ok drinking it before going to bed,but not now, or a beer, make your last drink of the evening a good few hours before going to bed, if that helps,good, also it could be your prostate, they say, you should get a prostate checked when you turn 50 years old, i know most men find that kinda thing a bit embarrassing, including me, but better safe than sorry,

 

Lost my old man to prostate cancer . No need to be embarrassed for a medical checkup , like you said , better safe than sorry.

 

sorry to hear that about your dad as well mate,

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Periodically I have to have my left kidney cleared of stones by key hole this leaves me with a drain coming out my back into a stoma bag for a couple of weeks meaning I can pass both ways. .naturally and through the drain but the funny thing is this allows air into my system so when I piss naturally I fart out my knob ...it's quite hilarious. :laugh:

Not a problem for you but your putting the wind up the wife...😂😂
This only happens for the short period I have the drain and bag in ....I tell her I'm like a human bagpipes ....got to be the most creative way I've heard of for getting a BJ :laugh:
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its good to have a laugh at these things. but if you are up often and dribbling. ffs get it checked out. then come on here with the funny stories. :thumbs: . just remember to pick up your dignity on your way out. ....a stitch in time. :yes:

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