mark williams 7,568 Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 My GSP gun dog took me out today/afternoon/ night - we walked for miles, no chance of air rifle hunting today with those gales . Anyways picked a nice hen pheasant road kill up from the lane making my way back, bagged it and heard a "female voice" - "Excuse me" ! what are you doing with that !!! You are never going to eat it are you? Oh - dog food right ? My reply,- no i will use it as bait for corvids. She replied, - what sort of fish would eat that ? I stayed silent and thought to myself,- blonde hair, black fanny,and a puncture, along with the most stupid country laws and MP`s imaginable . Only Saying Like. 3 Quote Link to post
just-A-snap 1,269 Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 (edited) I saw a peanut stand, Heard a rubber band, I saw a needle, That winked it's eye, But I think I will have Seen everything, When I see, An elephant fly. Or Oh - dog food right ? My reply,- no i will use it as bait for corvids. She replied, - what sort of fish would eat that ? Edited November 29, 2015 by just-A-snap Quote Link to post
mark williams 7,568 Posted November 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 Well - - i`ll stick with a cup of tea. Quote Link to post
just-A-snap 1,269 Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 My GSP gun dog took me out today/afternoon/ night - we walked for miles, no chance of air rifle hunting today with those gales . Anyways picked a nice hen pheasant road kill up from the lane making my way back, bagged it and heard a "female voice" - "Excuse me" ! what are you doing with that !!! You are never going to eat it are you? Oh - dog food right ? My reply,- no i will use it as bait for corvids. She replied, - what sort of fish would eat that ? I stayed silent and thought to myself,- blonde hair, black fanny,and a puncture, along with the most stupid country laws and MP`s imaginable . Only Saying Like. This must be one of the funniest events to have happened and posted on The Hunting Life mark. All the best Quote Link to post
moxy 617 Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 My GSP gun dog took me out today/afternoon/ night - we walked for miles, no chance of air rifle hunting today with those gales . Anyways picked a nice hen pheasant road kill up from the lane making my way back, bagged it and heard a "female voice" - "Excuse me" ! what are you doing with that !!! You are never going to eat it are you? Oh - dog food right ? My reply,- no i will use it as bait for corvids. She replied, - what sort of fish would eat that ? I stayed silent and thought to myself,- blonde hair, black fanny,and a puncture, along with the most stupid country laws and MP`s imaginable . Only Saying Like. This must be one of the funniest events to have happened and posted on The Hunting Life mark.All the best I wouldn't go that far!! And ffs don't encourage him. Quote Link to post
just-A-snap 1,269 Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 (edited) My GSP gun dog took me out today/afternoon/ night - we walked for miles, no chance of air rifle hunting today with those gales . Anyways picked a nice hen pheasant road kill up from the lane making my way back, bagged it and heard a "female voice" - "Excuse me" ! what are you doing with that !!! You are never going to eat it are you? Oh - dog food right ? My reply,- no i will use it as bait for corvids. She replied, - what sort of fish would eat that ? I stayed silent and thought to myself,- blonde hair, black fanny,and a puncture, along with the most stupid country laws and MP`s imaginable . Only Saying Like. This must be one of the funniest events to have happened and posted on The Hunting Life mark.All the best I wouldn't go that far!! And ffs don't encourage him. Come on moxy you have to admit the punch line is hairlarious sorry hilarious blonde hair, black fanny Edited November 29, 2015 by just-A-snap Quote Link to post
bigmac 97kt 13,834 Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 It was hit by a 4x4 in 177 cal Driven By a blond with a black f*nny :laugh: :thumbs: Quote Link to post
random 659 Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Someone been on the falling down water?? Had to read this thread twice and I'm still confused!! Mark,you ate it didn't you? Tell the truth... Quote Link to post
VWman 232 Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Why did the pheasant cross the road ? answers on a post card. Quote Link to post
mark williams 7,568 Posted December 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Someone been on the falling down water?? Had to read this thread twice and I'm still confused!! Mark,you ate it didn't you? Tell the truth... Pheasant or the black fish ? - atb 1 Quote Link to post
bugg 84 Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Why did the pheasant cross the road ? answers on a post card. Probably the same reason as Adele, to say hello from the other side 1 Quote Link to post
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