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My GSP gun dog took me out today/afternoon/ night - we walked for miles, no chance of air rifle hunting today with those gales :nono: .

Anyways picked a nice hen pheasant road kill up from the lane making my way back, bagged it and heard a "female voice" - "Excuse me" ! what are you doing with that !!! You are never going to eat it are you? Oh - dog food right ?

My reply,- no i will use it as bait for corvids.

She replied, - what sort of fish would eat that ?

I stayed silent and thought to myself,- blonde hair, black fanny,and a puncture, along with the most stupid country laws and MP`s imaginable .

 

 

 

 

 

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I saw a peanut stand, Heard a rubber band, I saw a needle, That winked it's eye, But I think I will have Seen everything, When I see, An elephant fly.

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Oh - dog food right ?

My reply,- no i will use it as bait for corvids.

She replied, - what sort of fish would eat that ?

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My GSP gun dog took me out today/afternoon/ night - we walked for miles, no chance of air rifle hunting today with those gales :nono: .

Anyways picked a nice hen pheasant road kill up from the lane making my way back, bagged it and heard a "female voice" - "Excuse me" ! what are you doing with that !!! You are never going to eat it are you? Oh - dog food right ?

My reply,- no i will use it as bait for corvids.

She replied, - what sort of fish would eat that ?

I stayed silent and thought to myself,- blonde hair, black fanny,and a puncture, along with the most stupid country laws and MP`s imaginable .

 

 

 

 

 

Only Saying Like. :no:

This must be one of the funniest events to have happened and posted on The Hunting Life mark.

All the best

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My GSP gun dog took me out today/afternoon/ night - we walked for miles, no chance of air rifle hunting today with those gales :nono: .

Anyways picked a nice hen pheasant road kill up from the lane making my way back, bagged it and heard a "female voice" - "Excuse me" ! what are you doing with that !!! You are never going to eat it are you? Oh - dog food right ?

My reply,- no i will use it as bait for corvids.

She replied, - what sort of fish would eat that ?

I stayed silent and thought to myself,- blonde hair, black fanny,and a puncture, along with the most stupid country laws and MP`s imaginable .

 

 

 

 

 

Only Saying Like. :no:

 

This must be one of the funniest events to have happened and posted on The Hunting Life mark.

All the best

I wouldn't go that far!! And ffs don't encourage him.

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My GSP gun dog took me out today/afternoon/ night - we walked for miles, no chance of air rifle hunting today with those gales :nono: .

Anyways picked a nice hen pheasant road kill up from the lane making my way back, bagged it and heard a "female voice" - "Excuse me" ! what are you doing with that !!! You are never going to eat it are you? Oh - dog food right ?

My reply,- no i will use it as bait for corvids.

She replied, - what sort of fish would eat that ?

I stayed silent and thought to myself,- blonde hair, black fanny,and a puncture, along with the most stupid country laws and MP`s imaginable .

 

 

 

 

 

Only Saying Like. :no:

This must be one of the funniest events to have happened and posted on The Hunting Life mark.

All the best

I wouldn't go that far!! And ffs don't encourage him.

 

Come on moxy you have to admit the punch line is hairlarious sorry hilarious

blonde hair, black fanny

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