walshie 2,804 Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Just been having a chat with the guy who rents a bit of land for his sheep off me. He said it was O.K if I went and shot his land just up the road if I wanted. Crows, pigeons rabbits and foxes. Nice offer. We chatted for a good 20 minutes, but when he left his last words were "f**k me you really are a townie." I wonder if he knows socks? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 It was my uncle lol ....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,597 Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 It's printed on your forehead for the first twenty years your in the country 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,247 Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Fuuckin no clue have ya townie twot how the fook have you made it this far without a serious accident?? You know something like a head injury involving Lynx shower gel and a sponge ffs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,597 Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 He's away to a mirror just now normal service will soon be resumed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Not so clever now are you? Nothing like that written on my head. It just says TAWT EINWOT. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,803 Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 While your up there shooting his pests , he'll be down your gaff nicking your wood burning stove & all the other kit you keep puttin up .Slippery old boys them taffs .!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 He's welcome to my concrete groover and bollock nippers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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