Hareydave 1,214 Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Hareydave 1,214 Posted March 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 sunday roast he only 8 but he a fcukn menace he another one going in toilet hope he dosnt make a habit of it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 sunday roast he only 8 but he a fcukn menace he another one going in toilet hope he dosnt make a habit of it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,626 Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 kids eh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 A few months back I flew up for a piss an when I came down my autistic son was sitting in the middle of the floor with a towel blazing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I set fire to my ma's grill once. Put bacon in and forgot about it I absolutely shit a brick thought I was going to get a smack 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hareydave 1,214 Posted March 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I set fire to my ma's grill once. Put bacon in and forgot about it I absolutely shit a brick thought I was going to get a smack my wife does that every other day lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hareydave 1,214 Posted March 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 As kid I had a trainset with a transformer, ran on 12 volts I think (50 years ago!) well being inventive and a bit naïve I thought that if I connected said trainset direct to the mains it would go a fair bit faster, now this was before rcds and suchlike, in fact knowing my dad he probably had fence wire in the fuses! So 2 lengths of wire in the relevant sockets with the other ends poked in the track and flick the switch. Almighty frigging bang, the train took off across the bedroom in a cloud of smoke, the track lit up glowing red and the lino caught fire. Trying to explain that away wasn't easy! lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I set fire to my ma's grill once. Put bacon in and forgot about it I absolutely shit a brick thought I was going to get a smack my wife does that every other day lol least it's her grill though. If she set a blaze on someone's else I'd love to see her expression. The old gut wrench when you know your f***ed 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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