smithie 2,444 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 a burglar broke into a house. he shined his torch around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said " jesus knows your here" he nearly jumped out of his skin. clicked the torch off, and froze. when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconect the wires, clear as a bell he heard " jesus is watching you". startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. finally, in the corner of the room, his torch came to rest on a parrot. "did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "yes", the parrot confessed, then squawked, "i'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you." the burglar relaxed. "warn me, huh? who in the world are you?" "moses," replied the bird." "moses?" the burglar laughed. " what kind of people would name a bird moses?" "the kind of people who would name a rottweiler jesus". 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackdog92 2,047 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Haha that's a good one is it true or just made up...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDHUNTING 1,817 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Haha that's a good one is it true or just made up...? Seriously? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackdog92 2,047 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Haha that's a good one is it true or just made up...?Seriously? Sorry mate I'm just asking a genuine question jesus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,444 Posted May 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 lol id ask no more questions. just answer others.. its a joke. not true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsview 448 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Haha that's a good one is it true or just made up...? I expect the parrot made a full statement to the police and gave a good description 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackdog92 2,047 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Haha that's a good one is it true or just made up...?I expect the parrot made a full statement to the police and gave a good description I thought that haha. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,565 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 downsview that comment cracked me up mate kudos old boy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 (edited) . Edited May 31, 2014 by neems Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 leave the poor lad alone,he's from Cumbria. I'm just amazed he understood it... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackdog92 2,047 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 leave the poor lad alone,he's from Cumbria. I'm just amazed he understood it... What's that supposed to meen? Were are you from then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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