Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Three friends married women from different parts of the world...The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai girl.He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better.By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. ... .The third man married a girl from Yorkshire. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned,dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table every day. The first day he didn't see anything,the second day he didn't see anything either,...... but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down, he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.He still has some difficulty when he urinates. L 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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haymin 2,465 Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 A man goes to the doctors about his cock doctor says let's have a look then ,so the man gets his 2 foot cock out the doctors holding it with two hands looking up and down it inspecting it the doctor says I don't see nothing wrong with it !! The man says kin it's a beauty isn't it ....Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 A man goes to the doctors about his cock doctor says let's have a look then ,so the man gets his 2 foot cock out the doctors holding it with two hands looking up and down it inspecting it the doctor says I don't see nothing wrong with it !! The man says kin it's a beauty isn't it ....Lol This bloke walks into the chiropodist, takes out his penis and slaps it on the counter. The chiropodist says "that's not a foot!!" "no" replied the bloke "But it's a good eleven inches. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Me and the wife were going through some of my old photo albums."Ah, I've found one of you as a child lying naked on a rug" she laughed."That's not me" I said. "Or that....or that......or that."And that's when she called the police. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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