What Is The Protocol ?

[baw 4,360]

I remember early teens dogging school decided to go into an art exhibition Ina room in the library. Just me, the mate and a woman artist sitting at a table. Round we walked stopping at the pictures, I got a doze of the giggles. I tried everything to hold it in, shoulders going, tears, next thing with all the pressure a loud fart escaped. That was it, the more I stifled the laugh, the more I farted, loud trumpet ones that came out with ever shoulder heave.

[RubyTex 1,957]

Fart stories are always funny (sometimes)

 

I have a springer spaniel which is a real bird magnet, he goes most places with me so if im in the boozer I will take him down with me and he lays down at my feet

 

Well a few month ago the music is playing quite loud and I needed a fart so I let rip with a proper loud fart satisfied in the knowledge it was inaudible due to the music. To my horror a young bird behind me says "thanks for that!"

 

Shed only been bent down behind me tickling my dogs belly directly in line with my arse her face caught the full gust.....

 

Not one of my proudest moments

 

 

Awkward.

[Wxm 1,638]

You need a little pouch in your pants filled with Nutella or some other brown substance and then drop your gut have a look on your face of disgust, put your hands down your trousers and bring your hand out with your fingers covered in brown stuff ... Followed by "ah feck not again!!"

[bobcullen79 1,495]

I love farting in public.

We were over the dam, in our hotel lift, it was crammed as, but we held it open for our last mate, when I dropped my guts. Just as everyones face turned sour, he come round the corner and in a split second, and the look of horror on everyones face, decided he wasnt getting in the lift. Everyone started to moan and yell hurry up ffs, he caught a sniff just as the doors closed. Only thing is, no one pushed a button so the doors just closed and the lift didnt move. We we`re stood there for about 2 minutes before anyone realised, all the girls gagging. Masterpiece! Then came a second goal as we reach the ground floor, there was a big group of people about to use the lift back up and you could see it hit them as the doors opened. Ya beauty!

[bobcullen79 1,495]

Fart stories are always funny (sometimes)

 

I have a springer spaniel which is a real bird magnet, he goes most places with me so if im in the boozer I will take him down with me and he lays down at my feet

 

Well a few month ago the music is playing quite loud and I needed a fart so I let rip with a proper loud fart satisfied in the knowledge it was inaudible due to the music. To my horror a young bird behind me says "thanks for that!"

 

Shed only been bent down behind me tickling my dogs belly directly in line with my arse her face caught the full gust.....

 

Not one of my proudest moments

Classic. I`d have laughed it off and said "yeah, careful she does that when you tickle her belly"

[bobcullen79 1,495]

 

Fart stories are always funny (sometimes)

 

I have a springer spaniel which is a real bird magnet, he goes most places with me so if im in the boozer I will take him down with me and he lays down at my feet

 

Well a few month ago the music is playing quite loud and I needed a fart so I let rip with a proper loud fart satisfied in the knowledge it was inaudible due to the music. To my horror a young bird behind me says "thanks for that!"

 

Shed only been bent down behind me tickling my dogs belly directly in line with my arse her face caught the full gust.....

 

Not one of my proudest moments

Classic. I`d have laughed it off and said "yeah, careful she does that when you tickle her belly" That said, Ive had girls laugh at a good fart too.

[NEWKID 28,241]

You need a little pouch in your pants filled with Nutella or some other brown substance and then drop your gut have a look on your face of disgust, put your hands down your trousers and bring your hand out with your fingers covered in brown stuff ... Followed by "ah feck not again!!"

To top it off, suck your fingers clean, that should get the required reaction lol

[Astanley 11,626]

I remember early teens dogging school decided to go into an art exhibition Ina room in the library. Just me, the mate and a woman artist sitting at a table. Round we walked stopping at the pictures, I got a doze of the giggles. I tried everything to hold it in, shoulders going, tears, next thing with all the pressure a loud fart escaped. That was it, the more I stifled the laugh, the more I farted, loud trumpet ones that came out with ever shoulder heave.

 

You sagged school and went to an art exhibition ,IN A LIBRARY !!!! what kind of nerd were you ?

[baw 4,360]

 

I remember early teens dogging school decided to go into an art exhibition Ina room in the library. Just me, the mate and a woman artist sitting at a table. Round we walked stopping at the pictures, I got a doze of the giggles. I tried everything to hold it in, shoulders going, tears, next thing with all the pressure a loud fart escaped. That was it, the more I stifled the laugh, the more I farted, loud trumpet ones that came out with ever shoulder heave.

You sagged school and went to an art exhibition ,IN A LIBRARY !!!! what kind of nerd were you ?

can't mind how it all worked out but aye, it was in a library