Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Yes. Alright. I'm bored out of my f**king skull here ~ especially since the silly sods took me at face value and f**ked off my Friday Night Special! Just down loading a couple of episodes of " Ashes to Ashes " (F**k me, does that Alex look hornier with her hair uncurled and no make up! ) And, playing with the mouse as I waited, it struck me: Why can't they invent a 'Mouse Pen'? Ye know what it's like, look; Chatting to a mate, in email, about some geographical feature. An aerial photo of part of a city ye once both lived in, say. Ye both trying to name certain streets. So, you take it off to Paint and try to run a red line up what ye reckon is Orchard Rd. Result? A f**king zig zag going all over the place! Try to draw an arrow, pointing at some feature? End up with what looks strangely more like a limp phallus! Why? Because we never evolved fingers and thumbs so that we might draw and write with the palms of our f**king hands! Who picks up a pen between their thumb and second finger? Try it! F**king ridiculous! No. What we need is a 'mouse' pen. A 'mouse' we can hold, just like a pen. Scribble on the mouse mat and effect shit on the screen. Just think of the control that would give us. See? Dangerous when left unattended, my brain. No telling where it'll f**king wander. Now ..... Alex! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 what if your a heavy drinker and rattle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Something like this? http://cdn-static.cnet.co.uk/i/c/blg/cat/peripherals/wacom_bamboo.jpg Graphic designers been using them for years 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 F**k me! Why have I never seen one of those before? I've ~ on occasion ~ spent endless nights, digging off pixels with my mouse. Something like that and I could have done it in minutes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,122 Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 I clicked on this topic thinking it was about the construction of some sort of secure unit for housing dysfunctional/criminal rodents... Yokel. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hedge hunter 107 Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 I thought along the same lines yokel, but a mouse pit designed to see the sheer skill and killing prowess of my mrs show chihuahuas on the field of battle lol chers hh 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Pete as always these great ideas have already been thought of before but never stops me trying. All it takes is one simple idea and bingo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 All it takes is one simple idea and bingo! Not if ye announce ye train of thought on a public forum though! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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