mushroom 14,143 Posted March 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 She's been there for months mate, mushys in denial she's left him, just Humphrey him like the rest of us Edit to say Humphrey should be humor Oi bollock breath She loves me :laugh: Satan yes mate I'll be going over this year before she COMES BACK ( ) in September October time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 She ain't coming home till October!!!! Ohhhhh ffs. Errrr I mean, that's great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,143 Posted March 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 She ain't coming home till October!!!! Ohhhhh ffs. Errrr I mean, that's great In the meantime we'll be meeting up in New York and then I'll be going for a small holiday to Mexico....... ya jealous bawbag Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 pmsl here mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,143 Posted March 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 pmsl here mate Me too Gotta love slow days at work....... This'll have you laughing... The office hottie and me were having a coffee this morning before work, she asked me the usual what did you get up to last night etc so I then asked her the same question turns out she went for a wax nice one I says so you legs are smooth then.... no she replied, but something else is as smooth as a baby fuckinhell.com :laugh: What could I say except well done ffs :laugh: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vanman1 411 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 She aint back til October.....your have forearms like hulk hogan mate.....unless the office hottie will lend you a hand lol...oh i do like to see what iam eating !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,143 Posted March 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 She aint back til October.....your have forearms like hulk hogan mate.....unless the office hottie will lend you a hand lol...oh i do like to see what iam eating !! :laugh: more like Hulks thighs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 pmsl here mate Me too Gotta love slow days at work....... This'll have you laughing... The office hottie and me were having a coffee this morning before work, she asked me the usual what did you get up to last night etc so I then asked her the same question turns out she went for a wax nice one I says so you legs are smooth then.... no she replied, but something else is as smooth as a baby fuckinhell.com :laugh: What could I say except well done ffs :laugh: you should have told her you like eating sugar puffs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,143 Posted March 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 pmsl here mate Me too Gotta love slow days at work....... This'll have you laughing... The office hottie and me were having a coffee this morning before work, she asked me the usual what did you get up to last night etc so I then asked her the same question turns out she went for a wax nice one I says so you legs are smooth then.... no she replied, but something else is as smooth as a baby fuckinhell.com :laugh: What could I say except well done ffs :laugh: you should have told her you like eating sugar puffs Filth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,143 Posted March 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Pip get fuucked before you start :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 pmsl here mate Me too Gotta love slow days at work....... This'll have you laughing... The office hottie and me were having a coffee this morning before work, she asked me the usual what did you get up to last night etc so I then asked her the same question turns out she went for a wax nice one I says so you legs are smooth then.... no she replied, but something else is as smooth as a baby fuckinhell.com :laugh: What could I say except well done ffs :laugh: you should have told her you like eating sugar puffs Filth she was prob hoping you asked her for a private showing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 pmsl here mate Me too Gotta love slow days at work....... This'll have you laughing... The office hottie and me were having a coffee this morning before work, she asked me the usual what did you get up to last night etc so I then asked her the same question turns out she went for a wax nice one I says so you legs are smooth then.... no she replied, but something else is as smooth as a baby fuckinhell.com :laugh: What could I say except well done ffs :laugh: you should have told her you like eating sugar puffsFilth she was prob hoping you asked her for a private showingOr what it feels like Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,143 Posted March 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Ok quick update.... She has gone back to the village today and is going out hunting with them, so will have pictures and/or a video of them hunting in the next week or so. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 pmsl here mate Me too Gotta love slow days at work....... This'll have you laughing... The office hottie and me were having a coffee this morning before work, she asked me the usual what did you get up to last night etc so I then asked her the same question turns out she went for a wax nice one I says so you legs are smooth then.... no she replied, but something else is as smooth as a baby fuckinhell.com :laugh: What could I say except well done ffs :laugh: just seen this. Woman don't give a f**k these days what they tell you, it's f***ing great. I had a lass the other week show me her nipple ring honest to f**k, I wish I was you again 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Young I mean not f***ing you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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