Rake aboot 4,936 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Jeez, do you even need to ask.. Walshie has to be good at somit,, and shit jokes is it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Walshie you do realise that being crowned King of the Shite Jokes means you get banned with your own red button?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted February 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Walshie you do realise that being crowned King of the Shite Jokes means you get banned with your own red button?? Once he has reached 50 votes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Chris, in the interests of fairness, I deleted my vote for myself and voted for you. Call it a pity vote if you like, but they all count. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Chris, in the interests of fairness, I deleted my vote for myself and voted for you. Call it a pity vote if you like, but they all count. I smell a rat, iv got 4 votes 3 of them mods You will be hearing from my solicitor 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 After an examination, the doctor said to his patient ; " You appear to be in good health.Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about ?"" In fact I do," said the old man, " After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly,and then after I have sex with her a second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."When the doctor examined his wife a short time later he said, " Everything appears to be fine.Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me ?"The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.The doctor then said to her : " Your husband mentioned an unusual problem, He claimed thathe was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time and then hot and sweatyafter the second time. Do you have any idea why ?"" Oh, that crazy old git " she replied. " Thats because the first time is usually in January, andthe second time in August." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 A man walks into the Ann Summers shop to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price - the more see-through the higher the price.He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs put it on and model it for him.While upstairs his wife thinks “I have an idea. This lingerie is so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself.”So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.The husband exclaims “f**k me! - it wasn't that creased in the shop!” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Don't make me take my vote off you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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