Waz 4,292 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 (edited) Dont spose theirs a translator like that for pregnant missus? I know mankind has come a long way but I reckon we'll be off to the distant stars in spaceships before anyone cracks that one mate, sorry.. FFS, spare a thought... Edited January 14, 2014 by GD Waz 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Wow. My mrs actually doesn't nag. I can't recall her ever nagging at me about anything. Maybe she is a nagger by nature but I'm just the perfect husband. Worst nagger I ever knew was my grandmother. She used to nag at my grandad practically all day long about anything. He would sit there as if she wasn't saying anything. It was just like that tone of voice didn't register to his ears, like a dog whistle. One time though (that I witnessed) she was nag, nag, nagging about something trivial and he looked up from his newspaper, lifted one finger and said "Vi, that's enough." Amazingly she DID stop for the rest of the day, so at least I have that in my arsenal in case 'er indoors decides to become a nagger. my mr`s dont moan either walshie ---- its me that does the nagging here....dont know how many times i`ve heard her say ffs give it up now... been together 40 year and married 35 this year and never a cross word my mates on wife number 3 and they`ve all been naggers he thought number 3 was the one that would`nt ----we were out one sunday morning and she rang to bollock him because he`d left a pair of socks on the bedroom floor went down hill from then on... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Been married twice, if this one kicks off, I always say, "but you're the best wife I have ever had" she goes farkin mental....but usually ends up alright. I feel sorry for women, can you imagine having your head full of all that shoite?? No wonder it spills out their mouths at such a rate.....honest I cant keep up... I have a mental picture, guy's brain goes in straight lines, PROBLEM - FIX PROBLEM - NO PROBLEM woman's brain must look like spagehetti- PROBLEM - TALK ABOUT PROBLEM - KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT - PHONE PAL ABOUT IT etc etc etc 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,021 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Dont spose theirs a translator like that for pregnant missus?Same problem here,Like the shark brain pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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