Lab 10,979 Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 Neil Lennon and Ally McCoist both die and go up to Heaven. When they arrive, God is waiting for them. "Welcome to Heaven," God says, "You have both led good lives, and you both deserve a happy afterlife and good accommodation in the Kingdom of Heaven"He leads Ally McCoist to a house and says "This is your new abode, Ally." It is a nice cottage with a pleasant garden and a rangers flag waving in front. McCoist was pleased, but then turned to see a giant green mansion, with Celtic flags everywhere and a massive TV showing live Celtic games."That's not fair" said McCoist, "Why does Neil Lennon have such a great house when we've both led equally good lives?""That's not his house" said God, "That's mine!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 Hahaha no bad lad lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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stewie 3,387 Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 dont get it??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 So f**k ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 Lab , told you before there is no heaven There that's pist on your cornflakes again :laugh- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Lab 10,979 Posted June 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 Lab , told you before there is no heaven There that's pist on your cornflakes again :laugh- There is.......but you'll no need to worry about it. Especially after you go to that shithole in September.....God will be making notes of anyone sitting in the home end will be banished from heaven..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sikastag_1 689 Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 He would need a big mansion, that's where all the boys live, al get ma coat xxxxx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 He would need a big mansion, that's where all the boys live, al get ma coat xxxxx I hope the devil makes you his bitch........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sikastag_1 689 Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 He would need a big mansion, that's where all the boys live, al get ma coat xxxxx I hope the devil makes you his bitch........ You mean ill no be goin to heaven?? The whole time growing up I was scared of no making it, then I had my 16th birthday and a knew if a died from that day on a could go tae heaven and be safe lol and noo your tellin me am goin tae hell lol!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 if its full of tarriers then i dont want in! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 He would need a big mansion, that's where all the boys live, al get ma coat xxxxxI hope the devil makes you his bitch........ You mean ill no be goin to heaven?? The whole time growing up I was scared of no making it, then I had my 16th birthday and a knew if a died from that day on a could go tae heaven and be safe lol and noo your tellin me am goin tae hell lol!! Afraid not bud.....once you pulled that hun tap on your destined for the burny place......... Scot youve more chance of Paulus knowing who Wilf is than going to f***ing heaven..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 Lab , told you before there is no heaven There that's pist on your cornflakes again :laugh- There is.......but you'll no need to worry about it. Especially after you go to that shithole in September.....God will be making notes of anyone sitting in the home end will be banished from heaven..... Rub them beads as much as you like Someone's going to be bitterly disappointed and it won't be me :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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