paulus 26 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 why does fook all happen when im out and about, its been that long since i bumped into someone when out with the dogs, never mind having a run in with someone although me and simo did bump onto my eldeset walking up the lanes late one evening, or it could have been early morning Pissed as a newt walking home from the town well you shouldn't drink and go out in the town then, should you. *tutting and shaking head - mods should know better* mind, thinking about it, me and walshie were once accosted by 3 men in a wood one afternoon ok, who pretended to be Goldilocks ? they were full of something but it wasn`t porridge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 why does fook all happen when im out and about, its been that long since i bumped into someone when out with the dogs, never mind having a run in with someone although me and simo did bump onto my eldeset walking up the lanes late one evening, or it could have been early morning Pissed as a newt walking home from the town well you shouldn't drink and go out in the town then, should you. *tutting and shaking head - mods should know better* mind, thinking about it, me and walshie were once accosted by 3 men in a wood one afternoon ok, who pretended to be Goldilocks ? they were full of something but it wasn`t porridge Well thats an improvement on what my mind came up with - beds, soft, hard etc etc. Glad you both had a good time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted May 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 @ walshie ,..i had me flat cap on .........it must of been me sun glasses and my p***y looking jumper/ appearence what attracts un wanted attention........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 why does fook all happen when im out and about, its been that long since i bumped into someone when out with the dogs, never mind having a run in with someone although me and simo did bump onto my eldeset walking up the lanes late one evening, or it could have been early morning Pissed as a newt walking home from the town well you shouldn't drink and go out in the town then, should you. *tutting and shaking head - mods should know better* mind, thinking about it, me and walshie were once accosted by 3 men in a wood one afternoon You assured me the 2 trees directly behind the pubic toilets were good for pigeon shooting. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 @ walshie ,..i had me flat cap on .........it must of been me sun glasses and my p***y looking jumper/ appearence what attracts un wanted attention........ Sounds like that look and your "dags" made quite an impression. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 why does fook all happen when im out and about, its been that long since i bumped into someone when out with the dogs, never mind having a run in with someone although me and simo did bump onto my eldeset walking up the lanes late one evening, or it could have been early morning Pissed as a newt walking home from the town well you shouldn't drink and go out in the town then, should you. *tutting and shaking head - mods should know better* mind, thinking about it, me and walshie were once accosted by 3 men in a wood one afternoon You assured me the 2 trees directly behind the pubic toilets were good for pigeon shooting. they always attracted the birds in the past Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 2 words feck off. it's the quickest easiest way to deal with nosey pricks,i get it a lot when i run/bike with my lurcher. them: no dogs down here mate/stop/don't be going down that way. me: feck off. don't even slow down. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Neems; Have you ever considered a career in the Diplomatic Service? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Neems; Have you ever considered a career in the Diplomatic Service? It looks a bit like this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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