The Duncan 802 Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 Hey Gang, just thought I'd share some revelations about my new line manager. Had a night shift with him this week and it turns out he's the sort of bloke who will divulge any information about himself for the sake of asking a few leading questions. This week I learnt that he: has had sex with his wife 3 times in the last 12 months, they used to be at it like rabbits when they first got married and did 'everything' even to the point of having a cast of his cock made for multiple entries and he doesn't know why he's not getting any ( obviously she doesn't need the ugly lump of untoned cockney flesh the cock is hanging on any more now she's got a cast of it!), he misses giving it to her 'up the gary glitter', his house cost £225k and its his first mortgage since leaving the army with his new/2nd wife. I know his and his wife's salaries and way more than I needed to about his personal life. I've known the guy a couple of weeks - what else am I likely to learn? :laugh: Not much - any words containing more than 2 or 3 syllables and he's confounded! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 that he frequents thl because hes not getting any? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted March 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 that he frequents thl because hes not getting any? Would that he were that enlightened! Hang on a minute! Are you saying that you're not getting any? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 Ugly lump of untoned cockney flesh. You CAAANT Sounds like he's coming onto you. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 that he frequents thl because hes not getting any? Would that he were that enlightened! Hang on a minute! Are you saying that you're not getting any? your on here aswell. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted March 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 that he frequents thl because hes not getting any? Would that he were that enlightened! Hang on a minute! Are you saying that you're not getting any? your on here aswell. LMAO - I'm getting mine when I sign off lol! Saturday night lol! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted March 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 Ugly lump of untoned cockney flesh. You CAAANT Sounds like he's coming onto you. Close to the nerve eh Walshie? Your name isn't Lee is it? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 Yes and you're getting the sack Monday! I told you that in confidence. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 ill leave you two love birds to it then. im off to bed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted March 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 Alone 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,260 Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 did you not tell you were thinking about getting a hair transplant ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,945 Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 did you not tell you were thinking about getting a hair transplant ? And if there was anything about you, you'd have his job before he arrived Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted March 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 did you not tell you were thinking about getting a hair transplant ? And if there was anything about you, you'd have his job before he arrived Cheers, D. He was there 2 weeks before I started, otherwise, the shoe defo would have been on the other foot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted March 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 did you not tell you were thinking about getting a hair transplant ? as we are both shaven headed, it never really came up. My desire for hair was a fleeting one - girls like a smooth head between their thighs rather than a hairy one lol! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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