Lab 10,979 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 I bumped into my ex girlfriend the other day. She said "Hi.. I've not seen you in years, how are you?"....I said "Not bad, I've got a lovely flat....." "A flat..." She rudely interrupted. " I've got a 4 bedroom house with a big garden and a double garage!!...but carry on loser!!" "As I was saying, I've got a lovely flat stomached sexy blonde who shares my lottery winnings to get back too so I've no time to talk , you fat ugly c**t!!!" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Nicely put ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 that made me feel sad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 that made me feel sad. f**k off.... If I have to read your shite jokes then you can atleast read mine... Lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,592 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 I looked here cos somebody mentioned a joke. Could someone please tell me where to find it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AirgunGuy 362 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 What about the 1 where........ Celtic get humped in another cup Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 What about the 1 where........ Celtic get humped in another cup Really.... Your going to go there after your lots performance at the weekend... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AirgunGuy 362 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 My lot pumped your lot mate so my lot done awrite at the weekend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Just stitching me sides up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Just stitching me sides up The number of great jokes on here, you may want to start using glue - it's gonna save you a *lot* of time ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Just stitching me sides up The number of great jokes on here, you may want to start using glue - it's gonna save you a *lot* of time ! I bet you're quite handy with a needle and thread Lara, fancy coming to do it for me?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Just stitching me sides up The number of great jokes on here, you may want to start using glue - it's gonna save you a *lot* of time ! I bet you're quite handy with a needle and thread Lara, fancy coming to do it for me?? Yep. Payment in maltesers and you're on ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Just stitching me sides up The number of great jokes on here, you may want to start using glue - it's gonna save you a *lot* of time ! I bet you're quite handy with a needle and thread Lara, fancy coming to do it for me?? <noting down excellent chat up line for future use> 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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