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tbh i thought his poems were crap lol

 

I agree mate, load of keek

 

we used to get it at school,and i always though it was boring gibberish,i mean who even f*****g talks like that lol

Tam O Void......well it must be cause i can never understand any of his posts...... :laugh:
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tbh i thought his poems were crap lol

 

I agree mate, load of keek

 

we used to get it at school,and i always though it was boring gibberish,i mean who even f*****g talks like that lol

Tam O Void......well it must be cause i can never understand any of his posts...... :laugh:

 

:laugh: him and as Stan says, whin

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Robbie also had a little known younger brother called Nobby Burns who didn't become as famous, here is some of his work,

 

'twas on a moonlit neet like this many years ago

When a lassie took me in her arms,

and learnt me all I know.

I'm thankful to that lassie noo for everything

She taught me,

But most of all I'm thankful that her husband

Never caught me.

 

Yerr've been looking tha monster but ar'tae nae avail

Well put your hand aneath ma kilt yer might just feel his tail.

 

There'll be be nae sex t'neet me lass the urge

must be resisted,

ma hearts nae strong, ma lungs are gone

an ma testicles are twisted.

The little man who served ye well

stood halfway up ma belly,

will stand n'mair he's far too sair

he's hinging doom ma welly.

 

 

 

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rabbie burns was comen fae the pub sees 2 folk at it He stops to watch The police arrive&say Rabbie will have to go to court& testify against them A judge calls him to ask what hed seen i saw two folk shaggin U cant use that language in court ok

i was comin back fae bigadon When i saw twa people lying doon Her skirt wis high His erse wis bare His cock wis in amongst her hair His balls wur swingin to&fro if thats not shagging then i dont know

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