scothunter 12,609 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 tbh i thought his poems were crap lol I agree mate, load of keek we used to get it at school,and i always though it was boring gibberish,i mean who even f*****g talks like that lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 tbh i thought his poems were crap lol I agree mate, load of keek we used to get it at school,and i always though it was boring gibberish,i mean who even f*****g talks like that lol Tam O Void......well it must be cause i can never understand any of his posts...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 tbh i thought his poems were crap lol I agree mate, load of keek we used to get it at school,and i always though it was boring gibberish,i mean who even f*****g talks like that lol Tam O Void......well it must be cause i can never understand any of his posts...... him and as Stan says, whin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,626 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 have a good one chaps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 have a good night all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tegater 789 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Nowt to do with Burns, but a funny rendition of a Scottish lament Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MATTI 34 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Robbie also had a little known younger brother called Nobby Burns who didn't become as famous, here is some of his work, 'twas on a moonlit neet like this many years ago When a lassie took me in her arms, and learnt me all I know. I'm thankful to that lassie noo for everything She taught me, But most of all I'm thankful that her husband Never caught me. Yerr've been looking tha monster but ar'tae nae avail Well put your hand aneath ma kilt yer might just feel his tail. There'll be be nae sex t'neet me lass the urge must be resisted, ma hearts nae strong, ma lungs are gone an ma testicles are twisted. The little man who served ye well stood halfway up ma belly, will stand n'mair he's far too sair he's hinging doom ma welly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,260 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 rabbie burns was comen fae the pub sees 2 folk at it He stops to watch The police arrive&say Rabbie will have to go to court& testify against them A judge calls him to ask what hed seen i saw two folk shaggin U cant use that language in court ok i was comin back fae bigadon When i saw twa people lying doon Her skirt wis high His erse wis bare His cock wis in amongst her hair His balls wur swingin to&fro if thats not shagging then i dont know 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MATTI 34 Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 I tried the haggis and its not for me, I daren't go more than 20 yards from the throne. Don't know if it was that or the malt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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