ITS CHRISTMAS EVE!

[B.P.R 2,798]

its christmas eve, time to remember times of old,

all the THL members, whos dogs couldnt catch a cold.

theres rake about and kittle, twins some would say,

walking hills together, its really rather gay.

 

the ones post counts higher, than a jet flying in the sky,

security guard my arse, weve poached and passed you by.

doggers taken up stalking, dogs are a thing of the past.

i wonder how long, this stalking thing will last.

 

labs not ginger, like you all would like to think,

but 6 foot tall, brown locks and eyes like a chink.

graham the lure guru, his accents rather raw,

dreams of being an extra, on poofy geordie shore.

 

northernlite and airgun guy, too many people to name.

but dont forget the masters dogs, it puts all yours to shame.

rm2508 and his skills for jumping fences,

all the rabbits are gone with him, when the lamping commences.

 

 

 

[whippet 99 2,613]

you been hanging around with darcy to long.....next you will be trying to sell poetry books...........

have a good one.........

[chartpolski 29,231]

Christmas Eve ??? Shit, I better find a Filling Station open and get my Xmas shopping done !!!

 

Cheers.

[RossM 8,149]

its christmas eve, time to remember times of old,

all the THL members, whos dogs couldnt catch a cold.

theres rake about and kittle, twins some would say,

walking hills together, its really rather gay.

 

the ones post counts higher, than a jet flying in the sky,

security guard my arse, weve poached and passed you by.

doggers taken up stalking, dogs are a thing of the past.

i wonder how long, this stalking thing will last.

 

labs not ginger, like you all would like to think,

but 6 foot tall, brown locks and eyes like a chink.

graham the lure guru, his accents rather raw,

dreams of being an extra, on poofy geordie shore.

 

northernlite and airgun guy, too many people to name.

but dont forget the masters dogs, it puts all yours to shame.

rm2508 and his skills for jumping fences,

all the rabbits are gone with him, when the lamping commences.

 

This cheeky c**t who's known as Lee

I think he'll no longer hunt with me.

He's loud as f**k, but thinks he's like a fieldmouse,

And all the rabbits can disappear coz he's lamping like a lighthouse.

[B.P.R 2,798]

i forgot to mention, that ross' real names ken,

after the barbie doll, he also fondles men.

he also uses words, like dinny, a ken and yin,

rip my lamping one more time, youll be upside down in the bin.

 

[RossM 8,149]

i forgot to mention, that ross' real names ken,

after the barbie doll, he also fondles men.

he also uses words, like dinny, a ken and yin,

rip my lamping one more time, youll be upside down in the bin.

 

 

Sorry mate your mood will dampen,

It's that shite it's hardly lampin,

It's lucky for you I like your dug

Coz really I think your a f*****g mug,

 

In a bin? How does that go?

I'm no worried you got battered by a mongo!!

Now give it a rest it could go on all night,

Just like your lamping skills, your patter is shite!!!

 

quickly!!!

 

 

[j j m 6,636]

I'm having a nice quite family one

[B.P.R 2,798]

a rest i will give it, and i mean it pukka,

your not bad considering, that your a chukter

unless you wanna go? if so lets have it,

end of the day, my dog got that rabbit!

 

Rofl

[old real tree 92]

fair play to you both.......

[RossM 8,149]

Are you on about the one when she tripped over her nose?

Yes she was unlucky but that's how it goes.

Next time we go out we'll do it one slip each.

If your gonna be a Fanny get some other c**t to teach.

I''ll do it for the dogs, they really coming out their shell,

But see you, you scouse c**t, you can go f**k yoursell!

 

I can see why strong stuff wants to punch f**k out of you,

But keep going the way your going and he can get in the queue.

 

This is my last input on this poem, it could cause too much strife

And this time tomorrow you'll have had a kick in from your wife.

[B.P.R 2,798]

well that took a while, im sure you racked your brains,

make sure when you get a bath tonight, its wired up to the mains.

lets not be judgemental here, or speak of truths unsaid,

your letting all that talk of fighting get inside your head.

we both know my dogs are shit, i just find it funny,

your a top teacher ken, you know i appreciate that.......

 

BUT MY DOG GOT THAT BUNNY

 

 

[RossM 8,149]

well that took a while, im sure you racked your brains,

make sure when you get a bath tonight, its wired up to the mains.

lets not be judgemental here, or speak of truths unsaid,

your letting all that talk of fighting get inside your head.

we both know my dogs are shit, i just find it funny,

your a top teacher ken, you know i appreciate that.......

 

BUT MY DOG GOT THAT BUNNY

 

Now now pal your dogs are far from shit,

It's the fact that their owner is a class A tit.

Ok, ok, you can have that bunny.

The fact your that bothered is so sad that it's funny!!

I'm sure that she will add loads more to tally,

And you and your loved ones have a good Christmas my pally!

[The one 8,621]

Gary you have found your calling your better at writing in rhythm than hunting :laugh:

[B.P.R 2,798]

now ive just wrote a nice poem, which my phone decided to delete,

its said we both know its fun, and we never ever compete.

my youngsters coming on well, im sure she will bag a few,

but your the one with a foreskin, absent like a jew!

leather boot springs to mind, mines silky soft and smooth,

with a nice hat on it and a bit too tight to move.

now im sure yours was your last and this is mine too,

at least to rm2508, ive got no point to prove.

best wishes mr and mrs, im sure you found this funny.

ill ring you tomorrow mate and argue over whos dog caught that bunny !

 

Edited December 24, 2012 by Blue Pocket Rocket

[B.P.R 2,798]

Gary you have found your calling your better at writing in rhythm than hunting :laugh:

 

dont get me started on you, baldy, short and tight,

a hurricane couldnt knock you over, even with all its might.

a net maker, and a good one at that,

but dont deter from the fact, your still a baldy tw@t.

 

merry christmas bud.