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the whippet cass is running something up hill towards a barbed wire fence and I couldn,t quite see what it was because I had my good eye shut and my heart in my mouth, majestic beastie goes under whip goes over, in the bag braw stew courtesy of mrs aboot

 

aboot five days later oot for a mooch whip jumps barbed wire fence, gash in her side so turnaround straight to the vets

 

karma :hmm:

 

so sitting ootside the vets waiting on the vet stitching her up and I casually mention to the wife when we go up to Oban next week I,ll be taking the car for a day so I can climb a moontin, well minor wee arguement ensues and she fooks off intae the vet, I do the manly thing and stay hid in the car

she comes oot 10 minutes later tears running doon her face " the dug died oan the table and the vets had to resuss her "

you,re fookn joking

dugs fine noo, just got the lampshade on

 

karma :hmm:

 

red haired Scots bird gets voted oot so I tell her shes no watching that fookn programme again lot of shite

then today she gets an email, shes won 4 vip tickets for the x fucter live final

 

karma :hmm:

 

anyways Obans cancelled, the good wife is staying at home nursing the whip and I,m gawn up the highlands for two days wild camping with the rockster hahaha

 

karma :victory:

 

happy unhappy hunting folks, cheers

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thanks lads, the whippetcollie x thingymeboabs recovering well, stitches are healing fine, it was a case of something you don,t think is that bad turns into a bit of a scare, she,s fine though, just looking pissed off with the lampshade on,

 

finals in Manchester lab and you know what happened the last time I was doon there so I,m no gawn lol

the laddies gawn with his mammy and my daughter and her other half are going as well, my daughter won two tickets aboot four years ago and the wife went with her :thumbs:

 

not going to Oban now northernlite, I,m just going up myself with the collie cur ( not the WHIPPET lol )

 

going up on Thursday morning Killen way to do my 1st munro :thumbs:

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thanks lads, the whippetcollie x thingymeboabs recovering well, stitches are healing fine, it was a case of something you don,t think is that bad turns into a bit of a scare, she,s fine though, just looking pissed off with the lampshade on,

 

finals in Manchester lab and you know what happened the last time I was doon there so I,m no gawn lol

the laddies gawn with his mammy and my daughter and her other half are going as well, my daughter won two tickets aboot four years ago and the wife went with her :thumbs:

 

not going to Oban now northernlite, I,m just going up myself with the collie cur ( not the WHIPPET lol )

 

going up on Thursday morning Killen way to do my 1st munro :thumbs:

Yes!! You wrecked the f*****g place.............. :laugh:

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thanks lads, the whippetcollie x thingymeboabs recovering well, stitches are healing fine, it was a case of something you don,t think is that bad turns into a bit of a scare, she,s fine though, just looking pissed off with the lampshade on,

 

finals in Manchester lab and you know what happened the last time I was doon there so I,m no gawn lol

the laddies gawn with his mammy and my daughter and her other half are going as well, my daughter won two tickets aboot four years ago and the wife went with her :thumbs:

 

not going to Oban now northernlite, I,m just going up myself with the collie cur ( not the WHIPPET lol )

 

going up on Thursday morning Killen way to do my 1st munro :thumbs:

Yes!! You wrecked the f*****g place.............. :laugh:

aye speed polis stopped me about a mile ootside Manchester when I was trying to flee the place but thats another story lol

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thanks lads, the whippetcollie x thingymeboabs recovering well, stitches are healing fine, it was a case of something you don,t think is that bad turns into a bit of a scare, she,s fine though, just looking pissed off with the lampshade on,

 

finals in Manchester lab and you know what happened the last time I was doon there so I,m no gawn lol

the laddies gawn with his mammy and my daughter and her other half are going as well, my daughter won two tickets aboot four years ago and the wife went with her :thumbs:

 

not going to Oban now northernlite, I,m just going up myself with the collie cur ( not the WHIPPET lol )

 

going up on Thursday morning Killen way to do my 1st munro :thumbs:

Yes!! You wrecked the f*****g place.............. :laugh:

aye speed polis stopped me about a mile ootside Manchester when I was trying to flee the place but thats another story lol

I'd have blamed it on a Chelsea fan................... :whistling:
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thanks lads, the whippetcollie x thingymeboabs recovering well, stitches are healing fine, it was a case of something you don,t think is that bad turns into a bit of a scare, she,s fine though, just looking pissed off with the lampshade on,

 

finals in Manchester lab and you know what happened the last time I was doon there so I,m no gawn lol

the laddies gawn with his mammy and my daughter and her other half are going as well, my daughter won two tickets aboot four years ago and the wife went with her :thumbs:

 

not going to Oban now northernlite, I,m just going up myself with the collie cur ( not the WHIPPET lol )

 

going up on Thursday morning Killen way to do my 1st munro :thumbs:

Yes!! You wrecked the f*****g place.............. :laugh:

aye speed polis stopped me about a mile ootside Manchester when I was trying to flee the place but thats another story lol

I'd have blamed it on a Chelsea fan................... :whistling:

Man u,s my team :laugh: I,m a bit mixed up :blink:

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If memory serves me right you have an auld silver corolla, so unless ye were driving doon hill wi a wind behind ye I cannae see the speed cops having much on ye!! :laugh:

nae mate you misunderstand the car broke doon on the motorway while I was making my escape, then the polis caught up with me lol

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