new dog

[Simoman 110]

mate, lykewize, fanks for the pot nuudle and dyrinks. I woz sad 2 sea that dog go, i hav grown atacha......atacke....attacha....close to that dog, itz bin my pryde and joy 4 the munth i hav owned it, yu wont be dizapoi.....dissapointa......upset [bANNED TEXT] itz purformence...........unles yu actualy take it out

[Sirius 1,391]

Dat Dog soonds a reet 'Tool' cant weight two goes lampin smash sum game Bruv

[Simoman 110]

the dog aint fit yet, and itz nailz r kurled undar its pawz, witch i hav dun on perpus as it will urt the dog and mayke it mad [bANNED TEXT] wurking

[Sirius 1,391]

My mates sed if you feed meat it maks them more aggrezzive, is that truee?

 

That iz truw, it maykes them lyke the tayste for blud, eye onse gave myne summ sosege and it bit my fingurs

 

I yoused to feed mi dog rabit, dont no mor az got told it wood makem layup when ferreting? iz it toowo?

Edited September 5, 2012 by Sirius

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i should give up running dogs and concentrate on the hounds........................................

[Simoman 110]

My mates sed if you feed meat it maks them more aggrezzive, is that truee?

 

That iz truw, it maykes them lyke the tayste for blud, eye onse gave myne summ sosege and it bit my fingurs

 

I yoused to feed mi dog rabit but got told it wood makem layup when ferreting? iz it toowo?

 

thats an ole wyves tale, they only lay up if yu teech them to ly down, thats y eye dont trayn mine

[Sirius 1,391]

Cheers bruv, Me and mi mate forgot ouur Break stick, I had to stick mi fingerz up the dogs arse to break it off, I blameded the roidz I giv it...niver ageen my fingerz stil stinks of sheet...FACT

Edited September 5, 2012 by Sirius

[Simoman 110]

I gev my dogz roids onse, but they gru boobs