graham4877 1,181 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 few years back this all happened... So i'm on cleaning out the petrol tank off the old bike, i used an old dog bowl to put the petrol in,,,, next min my lass lets the dog out and me not thinking just carried on, then i hear the dog drinking turns round and the shes drinking out the bowl,, she starts going mad running round and round the garden for 10 min then bang just stops Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Did she run out of petrol?.... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Run out of petrol?.... Either that or she picked up a bit of shit in her carb from the old petrol.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 she hadnt been converted to unleaded Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 you f*****g wankers just spoil it :laugh: you know that mochara would of fell for it :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Here you are mate i'll leave this one hanging for you...... My mate had a few beers in the pub and decided to take the car home. Well he got pulled by the police, he was asked to give a breath test but refused. So they took him down the nick. He also refused a blood test so they told him they wanted a urine sample. Thinking he was getting deeper and deeper in the shit he gave them a urine sample. Just as they were escorting him back to the cell a fight broke out in reception and the 2 police officers had to interveen. He saw his chance...lifted his sample and ran out the door. He finally handed himself in the next day and you know what they done him with eh?....................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Done him for taking the piss...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Here you are mate i'll leave this one hanging for you...... My mate had a few beers in the pub and decided to take the car home. Well he got pulled by the police, he was asked to give a breath test but refused. So they took him down the nick. He also refused a blood test so they told him they wanted a urine sample. Thinking he was getting deeper and deeper in the shit he gave them a urine sample. Just as they were escorting him back to the cell a fight broke out in reception and the 2 police officers had to interveen. He saw his chance...lifted his sample and ran out the door. He finally handed himself in the next day and you know what they done him with eh?....................... howa then ????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Done him for taking the piss...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 lol liked that he he. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 you f*****g wankers just spoil it :laugh: you know that mochara would of fell for it :laugh: I wouldnt of minded you calling me thick, but you calling me "THAT" mochara Cheers Graham mate, your a gent :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 you f*****g wankers just spoil it :laugh: you know that mochara would of fell for it :laugh: I wouldnt of minded you calling me thick, but you calling me "THAT" mochara Cheers Graham mate, your a gent :laugh: "That" better than................................ Twat :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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