baw 4,360 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 A man falls off his yacht in loch Ness for 10 minutes, yes he is in the water for 10 minutes and is getting treated for hyperthermia whit a place 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 A man falls off his yacht in loch Ness for 10 minutes, yes he is in the water for 10 minutes and is getting treated for hyperthermia whit a place should have been here with the size of them hail stones yesterday Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Pmsl aye the summers been a cracker eh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 gale force winds today already found two feck off great trees down this morning, roll on winter get some sunshine :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 i thought summer in scotland just meant no snow on the ground 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 i can remember the start of last season lamping with simo 29degs :laugh: fooking madness Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 f*****g hell, you guys are getting it bad, blue sky and clouds here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I know its summer when i can take my longjohns off........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 i can remember the start of last season lamping with simo 29degs :laugh: fooking madness Your memories better than mine, I can hardly mind last week Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 i can remember the start of last season lamping with simo 29degs :laugh: fooking madness Your memories better than mine, I can hardly mind last week lamping with simo the jeddi and his blitz light sabre is difficult to forget :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I know its summer when i can take my longjohns off........... Must be a fife garment, us highlanders don't even wear skegs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 paulus, aye you never forget them nights lol. I remember going lamping with a mate many moons ago. He picked me up, it was his land his gear, we had a dog each. Anyhow, after a 15 mile travel, we got out, dogs on lead etc. Mates in back of the van banging about frantically..... The silent night was disturbed by a loud f**k!!!! The fanny had brought the lamp but forgot the battery lol. In those days we ran on fumes so there was no way we were going back for it. With the dogs hyped up just going home wasn't an option so we decided to lamp without a lamp lol. I'd love to say we used the moon to light our way but alas no lol. After watching him let his dog off and take half a week to get it back I decided to just take the dog for a walk lol. You don't realize what control over a dog you have with a lamp cos his just ripped the pish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 paulus, aye you never forget them nights lol. I remember going lamping with a mate many moons ago. He picked me up, it was his land his gear, we had a dog each. Anyhow, after a 15 mile travel, we got out, dogs on lead etc. Mates in back of the van banging about frantically..... The silent night was disturbed by a loud f**k!!!! The fanny had brought the lamp but forgot the battery lol. In those days we ran on fumes so there was no way we were going back for it. With the dogs hyped up just going home wasn't an option so we decided to lamp without a lamp lol. I'd love to say we used the moon to light our way but alas no lol. After watching him let his dog off and take half a week to get it back I decided to just take the dog for a walk lol. You don't realize what control over a dog you have with a lamp cos his just ripped the pish i arranged a nights lamping with a mate (rip) we met at the pub 10 o`clock had a pint and got ready to go before we realised neither of us had brought a lamp each of us thinking the other would bring one, back in the pub Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 paulus, aye you never forget them nights lol. I remember going lamping with a mate many moons ago. He picked me up, it was his land his gear, we had a dog each. Anyhow, after a 15 mile travel, we got out, dogs on lead etc. Mates in back of the van banging about frantically..... The silent night was disturbed by a loud f**k!!!! The fanny had brought the lamp but forgot the battery lol. In those days we ran on fumes so there was no way we were going back for it. With the dogs hyped up just going home wasn't an option so we decided to lamp without a lamp lol. I'd love to say we used the moon to light our way but alas no lol. After watching him let his dog off and take half a week to get it back I decided to just take the dog for a walk lol. You don't realize what control over a dog you have with a lamp cos his just ripped the pish i arranged a nights lamping with a mate (rip) we met at the pub 10 o`clock had a pint and got ready to go before we realised neither of us had brought a lamp each of us thinking the other would bring one, back in the pub .....Some stories lads. I remember when i was young we went to visit my Grandads brother, he had a hotel up North. Now i cant remember where it was but it looked over a big bit of water. I took some fishing gear. Turned up and my Dad help me set up and then i realised i had no bait. Just threw the hook in a few times, 5 mins later we were packed up and in the hotel. Think thats where my fishing stopped....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 oh I've done that before mate. The worst timeI can mind for forgetting something (my memories murder) was a ferreting trip, new ground, 5 of us, 6 ferrets and not a net amongst us lol. We were only young at the time and it was the mates dad who took us and dropped us off. We realized half way there but no c**t was brave enough to tell him lol. 5 hours we spent trying to dive on bolting rabbits....... We got 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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