scotty3968 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 COME ON GUYS AND GIRLS I WANT ALL OF YOUR SHORT JOKES,,,,,,AS BLUE AS YOU LIKE SCOTTY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,861 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Whats brown and bumps into furniture? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Whats brown and bumps into furniture? The whole joke would be nice ...you ding bat ok Whats brown and bumps into furniture?????????? :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Got to be Stevie Wonder. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Got to be Stevie Wonder. NOT NICE ..........................But i did laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 'samet sam' date='Apr 12 2007, 09:27 AM' post='222572'] noel edmonds is going to do a special show in africa for the starving MEAL OR NO MEAL ive got a mothball in my left hand ,and another one in my right ,what have i got? .......... a f.uckin big moth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big bald beautiful 1,231 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 10 pints Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tote 870 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 What's the difference between an oven and a fanny? An oven doesn't fart when you take the meat out What do you call a circumsised German?.........................Helmut Shown What do you call a circumsised Frenchman?.......................Senior Bunnet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Toni_Dave_17 0 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 what do you call a prostitute with no legs...........SLUG Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,902 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 What do you call a lady with one leg...... Eileen What do you call a woman in the middle of a tennis court..... Annett What do you call a virgin red indian Shiann Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jultaylor1972 2 Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 Whats brown and does summersaults? Clever Shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JollyPoacher 3 Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 I hear the pakistani cricket team has packed in the sport and taken up Bob Sleighing.,.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 10 pints only just got that one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brokenleg 0 Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 How do you turn on a lemon? Lick its citrus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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