jigsaw 11,810 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 JORDAN,I'd love to bend her over and give her a little slap and then............kick the shit out of that ghoul shes married to,Peter F***in Andre Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reynardhunter 3 Posted April 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Fuc**n spot on jigsaw, a man after me own heart Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RatSnatcher 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 marty pellow......... (wet wet wet) hes f****n haveing it royle That wamker came to a nightclub down my way years ago .....for a personel appearance...... Picture the twat grinning like he does.... then wham.....someone dropped him on the stage fecking classic Oh and my very own personel choice Janet Street Porter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 marty pellow......... (wet wet wet) hes f****n haveing it royle That wamker came to a nightclub down my way years ago .....for a personel appearance...... Picture the twat grinning like he does.... then wham.....someone dropped him on the stage fecking classic Oh and my very own personel choice Janet Street Porter thats cheered me up........... ..get in there my mate did that c**t out off simply red...whats he called???...mick hucknul..or sumat like that he was in a pub in dame bank..and my mate draged him across a table....and that ginger was screaming "not in the face....not in the face"...and my mate just pounding him....funny as f**k Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurchers n lamps Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Blair and that Tosser Barry Scott! Cillit Bang! Bang and the dirt is gone..... totally agree barry scott pisses me right off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 TONY BLAIR And Noddy. Frank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lonedigga 22 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 (edited) ... Edited June 3, 2008 by lonedigga Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macker 5 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 see what you started rh you are disturbed. has to be woody allen i think thats his name even looks like a pedo. years later i find out he is a dirty fecker any way Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger dave 63 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 marty pellow......... (wet wet wet) hes f****n haveing it royle ritchard maidley......... oh f****n its only a matter of time mate elvis...now hes dead and i had f**k all to to with it...... i was f****n gutted leslie "f****n" crowther ....remember that c**t...smarmy twat...and hes dead...same as above...f****n gutted whitney houston......just for singing the crap friggin song "i will always love you" shit f****n jerrmy kyle....i would keep kickin till he crys for his mummy theres loads of um....but mi f****n furs up now im thinking about um so im going to stop ho one more that skinny f****d up bitch off the M&S adverts...you know the one.....bet she smells aswell...f****n whoar HIM WHO SAYS, YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE, ISAY YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE, ID MAKE HIM WEAR THE WINDOWS, TOSSER GINGER DAVE You having a bad day hun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest waldorf Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 marty pellow......... (wet wet wet) hes f****n haveing it royleritchard maidley......... oh f****n its only a matter of time mate elvis...now hes dead and i had f**k all to to with it...... i was f****n gutted leslie "f****n" crowther ....remember that c**t...smarmy twat...and hes dead...same as above...f****n gutted whitney houston......just for singing the crap friggin song "i will always love you" shit f****n jerrmy kyle....i would keep kickin till he crys for his mummy theres loads of um....but mi f****n furs up now im thinking about um so im going to stop ho one more that skinny f****d up bitch off the M&S adverts...you know the one.....bet she smells aswell...f****n whoar lmfao swomps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elma-fudd 0 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 JORDAN,I'd love to bend her over and give her a little slap and then............kick the shit out of that ghoul shes married to,Peter F***in Andre would,nt mind spanking her as well shes just a dirty cow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,810 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Elma-fudd,you have to agree though,that Jordan was built for comfort not for speed.I'd have to go to the gym for a month to keep up with her,but I'd give it my best shot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RYESWAY 0 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 marty pellow......... (wet wet wet) hes f****n haveing it royle ritchard maidley......... oh f****n its only a matter of time mate elvis...now hes dead and i had f**k all to to with it...... i was f****n gutted leslie "f****n" crowther ....remember that c**t...smarmy twat...and hes dead...same as above...f****n gutted whitney houston......just for singing the crap friggin song "i will always love you" shit f****n jerrmy kyle....i would keep kickin till he crys for his mummy theres loads of um....but mi f****n furs up now im thinking about um so im going to stop ho one more that skinny f****d up bitch off the M&S adverts...you know the one.....bet she smells aswell...f****n whoar swamper are sure thats it dont get me started :whistle: lets just genralise for a moment all f****n florests....how can it cost more to grow flower than it does to grow veg...wankers them bastereds that own card shops...thay know who thay are and im comeing...you have been warned the f****n jumped up communty officers....thay need putting in there place with a f****n big stick and any jobs worth f****r any twat that throws your change at you.....been done for draging one of them over the counter :whistle: people that dont wash....dirty c**ts...you nead a stick for this job doctors reseptionists...f****n evil little twisted people and theres them f****r that talk to loud...you know the ones..."im dead important listen to me" bla bla...c**ts.... dont get me started Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 jamie oliver (just a twat. a face you could never tire of slapping) Trisha (all norfolk women are thick, eh? f*ck. right. off. at least most norfolk women can manage a haircut that doesn't look like a cheap joke-shop wig!) anne robinson (just hand me a cricket bat. i'll soon wipe the smirk of her botox-filled face) ben elton (it's not big, it's not clever, and it certainly isn't funny!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz 284 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Two who spring to mine are Tony Blair,id like to join the orderly queue to slap this waste of space,and his wee pal with the two bob swagger Goerge W Bush,yep i can see me doing some real damage to this dumb,inbred faciast pr*ck !!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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