mattydski 560 Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son," the father shark said to the son shark, and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!" 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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scothunter 12,609 Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 I Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son," the father shark said to the son shark, and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!" I'm glad to hear this joke is heading North mate. It passed through Fife about 15 year ago....bet it got stuck on they roadworks on the Tay bridge.....there a b*****d!!... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 very good :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnnie deep dig 36 Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 What did the left leg say to the right leg? Don't talk to him in the middle he's a prick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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