mackem 23,805 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 English guy catches a siamese carp.... So who's ''Wanked one of these shemale's off on accident then'' Got a good mate who now lives in Hong Kong,I was at a BJ bar with him when he copped-off with a stunning lady,she was quite literally breathtaking,anyway,he was pissed and took her into a booth for fellatio,came back and said it was the best BJ he had ever had in his life,off they toddle to his hotel-room for naughties,I saw him the next morning,he was crestfallen and oddly silent,turns out his best-blowjob ever had came from a guy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 So who's ''Wanked one of these shemale's off on accident then'' ......................................Lab maybe ? Look....i was very drunk and she said it was a big clit....granted her name was Dave and that should have been a give away but as i say i was very drunk.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 I remember watching the Ladyboys of Bangkok stage show as a young lad. After a few beers I had great difficulty in reminding myself that all the beautiful women on stage had cocks... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 So who's ''Wanked one of these shemale's off on accident then'' ......................................Lab maybe ? accident????? Lab knew what he was doing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Hahaha thought so aswell judge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,805 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 remember watching the Ladyboys of Bangkok stage show Of ever your in Thailand and get the chance visit Tiffany's in Pattaya,its a great evenings entertainment,funny as f*ck,very camp. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 remember watching the Ladyboys of Bangkok stage show Of ever your in Thailand and get the chance visit Tiffany's in Pattaya,its a great evenings entertainment,funny as f*ck,very camp. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dBLN3tMPUE&feature=related Have these things got ''Dicks''................................................genuine question ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 So who's ''Wanked one of these shemale's off on accident then'' ......................................Lab maybe ? Look....i was very drunk and she said it was a big clit....granted her name was Dave and that should have been a give away but as i say i was very drunk.... Hahah a ''BIG-CLIT'' you dirty sweaty haggis juggling BEAST.................................................you knew exactly what you was doing lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,805 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Have these things got ''Dicks'' They have MALE on their birth-certificates,thats all that really matters.There must be a call for them as theres loads of them about...... http://www.mythailadyboy.com/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 two lads from my old football team went a few years back, they were sitting in a bar talking to two what they thought were "girls", now after passing money over one decided to take one back to the hotel and the other one went elsewhere, the lad got back to the hotel and it wasnt long before he found out she was actually a he and sent it on its way, around half an hour passed and his mate got back to the room "was yours a....?"he asked "Aye" came the reply, "what did you do then?" well i'd paid my money so i f****d it anyway came the reply!" :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Have these things got ''Dicks'' They have MALE on their birth-certificates,thats all that really matters.There must be a call for them as theres loads of them about...... http://www.mythailadyboy.com/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxaBc1o1u10&feature=related i've shagged uglier real women lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bootsha 1,306 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 And been glad of it , just like most of us. Imagine you picked up one of these un be known they had tacle, a few drinks, back to your apartment, some "heavy pettin", get a bit worked up till yours is like a boat rod, beautifull face, perfect tits, body of an angel, then the last turkey in the shop comes out , what would you do, bare in mind she'd been down on your microphone for the last 5 minutes, what would you do????............. truthfully????......, and there was no one around to be a witness???..... come on..... truth??, I know what Judge would do.lol . Incoming........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 And been glad of it , just like most of us. Imagine you picked up one of these un be known they had tacle, a few drinks, back to your apartment, some "heavy pettin", get a bit worked up till yours is like a boat rod, beautifull face, perfect tits, body of an angel, then the last turkey in the shop comes out , what would you do, bare in mind she'd been down on your microphone for the last 5 minutes, what would you do????............. truthfully????......, and there was no one around to be a witness???..... come on..... truth??, I know what Judge would do.lol . Incoming........... Sounds like you would of carried on truthfully i would of felt the growler at first chance just to be safe 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 1 of judges holiday snaps........ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 1 of judges holiday snaps........ fond memories of you and your lass on my travels to fife, your right she was the fittest bird in your town Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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