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A conductor on a train in the States became a legend when he pulled the buzzer for the train to take off while people were still getting on. One person was killed when the wheels and over her and squashed her all to shit. The conductor was tried and found guilty for murder, which all his friends thought was a tad over the top. Manslaugther may be, murder, hell no.

He was sentenced to be executed in the electric chair. When he was strapped the executioner asked him if he had any last requests. Lookiing across the table he noted that the executioner had a green banana and asked for that. While he was eating the executioner flicked the switch and gave him a right old blast of sparks. When it was all over the bloke was still sitting there eating the banana so he was released and given his job back as the train conductor.

Well bugger me, two weeks later he does the same routine, hits the buzzer and two nuns fall under the wheels and are killed. Horrible shit, blood all over the place.

The poor conductor had to go through the whole ordeal of the trail and the sentencing plus the Pope was really pissed off as well and kicked him out of the church even though the poor bugger wasnt even a Catholic.

Once again he was in the chair, saw the green banana and after being feed a zillion volts was still sitting there chopping away, Hair was untidy but would expect that.

Released again into the world of unsuspecting travellers. this time itwas a bloody ripper, this time he got three nuns, a person in a wheel chair and the manager of the train company, all thorugh a twitchy hand on the buzzer This time he was going to be BBQued.

Once again in the electric chair with the same punter who had failed so many times to blast the conductor into the next world.

Again the green banana was there and again he asked for it to be his last meal. The executioner says, "its the banana isnt it? it has something to do with the fact that a gazillion volts cannot kill you"

The bloke to be executed just answered " Its just that I am a bad conductor"

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