Moll. 1,793 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Big tough hunters, more like a load of girls :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 looking at it moll I dont think he was fast enough to squash it,lol.Just imaagine wakeing up with that thing crawling across your face in the night worse than undressing the wife :sick: You're a bad man Liam! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,902 Posted May 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 You havent seen the wifey Mal Moll I admit it,the only thing that freaks me out is ferkin big spiders,you going to tell me that 8 leged horror wouldnt get ye squealing big time?The medics would need to be called for me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Moll. 1,793 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 You havent seen the wifey Mal Moll I admit it,the only thing that freaks me out is ferkin big spiders,you going to tell me that 8 leged horror wouldnt get ye squealing big time?The medics would need to be called for me. Your poor wife No, spiders big or small don't bother me, but if i knew it was venomous i would probably beat you all the way to the ambulance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 You havent seen the wifey Mal Moll I admit it,the only thing that freaks me out is ferkin big spiders,you going to tell me that 8 leged horror wouldnt get ye squealing big time?The medics would need to be called for me. Your poor wife No, spiders big or small don't bother me, but if i knew it was venomous i would probably beat you all the way to the ambulance I should that if a spider that big turned up at yours, it would be injured or in some way needing help. It would have received information on the woodland telegraph that yours was the place to go. It would take up residence next to that massive one on your roof and forever more be seen as a mascot and friend. Photos of it roosting on your tele wouldn't be out of the ordinary. Probably it would retrieve small mammals live to hand because it loved you so much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,902 Posted May 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Your poor wife No, spiders big or small don't bother me, but if i knew it was venomous i would probably beat you all the way to the ambulance Never mind my poor wife,think of poor me,lol.venemous or not id have a serious bowl movement if I even saw that approaching the house. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,793 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 You havent seen the wifey Mal Moll I admit it,the only thing that freaks me out is ferkin big spiders,you going to tell me that 8 leged horror wouldnt get ye squealing big time?The medics would need to be called for me. Your poor wife No, spiders big or small don't bother me, but if i knew it was venomous i would probably beat you all the way to the ambulance I should that if a spider that big turned up at yours, it would be injured or in some way needing help. It would have received information on the woodland telegraph that yours was the place to go. It would take up residence next to that massive one on your roof and forever more be seen as a mascot and friend. Photos of it roosting on your tele wouldn't be out of the ordinary. Probably it would retrieve small mammals live to hand because it loved you so much. Rotflmao :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,793 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Your poor wife No, spiders big or small don't bother me, but if i knew it was venomous i would probably beat you all the way to the ambulance Never mind my poor wife,think of poor me,lol.venemous or not id have a serious bowl movement if I even saw that approaching the house. Thinking of your poor wife again Jiggy, cos i doubt you'd be the one washing your undies :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,902 Posted May 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 I dont wear undies Moll how about you Im a modern 21st century man I'll have you know, NOT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,793 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 I can honestly say i dont wear undies either :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 I can honestly say i dont wear undies either :laugh: ... coulda told me that before you lent me the camo trousers ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,793 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Bloody foreigners Undies is short for underpants...what MEN wear. Women wear knickers Anyway, i had to burn them camo's after you wore them :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,902 Posted May 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 I can honestly say i dont wear undies either :laugh: ARRRUGGGAA ARRRUUGGGAA MY KINDA WOMAN ROTFLAMO AT LURCHERGIRLS COMMENTS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Bloody foreigners Undies is short for underpants...what MEN wear. Women wear knickers Anyway, i had to burn them camo's after you wore them :laugh: I don't recall seeing any 'knickers' on the wash line when I was there .... You burned the wrong ones then - I took 'em home with me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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