KittleRox 2,147 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 The wifes just arrived back from a walk with the dogs.She has had to walk them as I have dun my back in.She took them to the local sports centre playing fields and there was a load of schoolchildren and teachers in the field,as she was walking by the young pup went into stalking mode and then put the foot down,the wife then began to have thoughts along the lines of "OH NO" and you,ve guessed it the pup connects with the wee bunny wabbit, children screaming and general chaos, the wife then ran over to the pup to take the bunny from her and fell on her arse,childrens screaming then changed to laughter,la de da teacher comes running over and asks the wife "what breed are those dogs"while she,s still sprawled out in the mud, .One of the male teachers took the bunny and the wife doesn,t know what happened to it,I think she was in shock, Probably the best lesson the kids have had in a while, My back suddenly feels so much better and the wifes a bit sore may have to give her a wee rub, Quote Link to post
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Your wife out trashing game in a kiddies playpark?, thats pretty hardcore! Hope it hasn't put her off. FTB 1 Quote Link to post
turbotyke 62 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Your wife out trashing game in a kiddies playpark?, thats pretty hardcore! Hope it hasn't put her off. FTB lmao i would have loved to see that i bet i know what that teacher is havein for tea tonite Quote Link to post
KittleRox 2,147 Posted November 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Your wife out trashing game in a kiddies playpark?, thats pretty hardcore! Hope it hasn't put her off. FTB feckin techno mate, Quote Link to post
graham4877 1,181 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 are you sure she was just walking the dog's..lol Quote Link to post
Richie10 345 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Had the same thing with my wife, she took the dogs down the local park and one caught a squirrel and was playing with it. She now doesn't let them off the lead! Quote Link to post
Malt 379 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Your poor wifey.. :laugh: I bet your sides were hurting more that your back when she got home in that state! Quote Link to post
tb25 4,627 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 are you sure she was just walking the dog's..lol Quote Link to post
dodgers mum 4 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 sorry but i got to laugh,been on my back side a few times but luck would have it i was up the moors an no one around.Glad it werent at my young grandsons school,he only 4 and nearly got me in sh.. one day,whilst going through a national park.Told everyone in the park we were hunting rabbits for our tea,i can imagine him and his class oh look that dogs caught a rabbit,is it your granma kane lol,wouldnt mind but Dodger was only 15 weeks old.Good lesson for the kids.But fancy stealing your dogs catch. Quote Link to post
ReggieCuz 18 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 hahaha, I reckon the trouble and strife is trying to take over as head game catcher in the family, mate. Sounds like she's done a good job training yer pup ;-) Quote Link to post
Tyla 3,179 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Had a similar incident last year. We were visiting my wifes family in Plymouth and went for a walk sunday morning with her two step sisters, 9 and 11. We went to a walled park, it was lovely weather and the park was full of mothers and toddlers and .... flocks of sleeping feral pigeons on the ground They were obviously used to dogs wandering about but not to our dogs, all three of the dogs piled into the flock and the terrier caught one as they flew off. He landed, gave it a vigorous shake and retrieved it straight back to me There were clouds of feathers blowing all over the park and the whole place resounded to cries of "Mummy, mummy ... whats that dog doing to that bird?!?!?" Needless to say we beat a hasty retreat, the girls loved it though and have since been out lamping with me! Quote Link to post
KittleRox 2,147 Posted November 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Your poor wifey.. :laugh: I bet your sides were hurting more that your back when she got home in that state! Aye,made my day, she says once everyone had calmed down,awe the bairns were clapping the dugs and the teachers offered to give her a lift hame, Highlight of the year for me and I wasn,t even there, Quote Link to post
Little fish 3 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 The wifes just arrived back from a walk with the dogs.She has had to walk them as I have dun my back in.She took them to the local sports centre playing fields and there was a load of schoolchildren and teachers in the field,as she was walking by the young pup went into stalking mode and then put the foot down,the wife then began to have thoughts along the lines of "OH NO" and you,ve guessed it the pup connects with the wee bunny wabbit, children screaming and general chaos, the wife then ran over to the pup to take the bunny from her and fell on her arse,childrens screaming then changed to laughter,la de da teacher comes running over and asks the wife "what breed are those dogs"while she,s still sprawled out in the mud, .One of the male teachers took the bunny and the wife doesn,t know what happened to it,I think she was in shock, Probably the best lesson the kids have had in a while, My back suddenly feels so much better and the wifes a bit sore may have to give her a wee rub, Never a dull moment wit the dogs lol Quote Link to post
KittleRox 2,147 Posted November 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 sorry but i got to laugh,been on my back side a few times but luck would have it i was up the moors an no one around.Glad it werent at my young grandsons school,he only 4 and nearly got me in sh.. one day,whilst going through a national park.Told everyone in the park we were hunting rabbits for our tea,i can imagine him and his class oh look that dogs caught a rabbit,is it your granma kane lol,wouldnt mind but Dodger was only 15 weeks old.Good lesson for the kids.But fancy stealing your dogs catch. aye they could give a blxxk man a red face,lol Quote Link to post
KittleRox 2,147 Posted November 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 hahaha, I reckon the trouble and strife is trying to take over as head game catcher in the family, mate. Sounds like she's done a good job training yer pup ;-) True mate,I go up there awe the time and come hame wi nowt,ha ha ha Quote Link to post
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