christian71 3,187 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 My mate that works for me has just finished a job for me this morning hes just brought my tip round off the customer 3 blocks of fe(ing cheese smoked chedder, vintage chedder & wensledale with cranberries, i know its the thought that counts you get fu(k all of most, but do you think its a bit strange and what funny tips have you had? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alan626 305 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 got a blowjob once Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danw 1,748 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 got a blowjob once Was it from a hairdresser? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 got a blowjob once So in this case the customer got the cheese Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Bout 20+ years ago i was asked by an old boy I worked with if i'd help slaughter pigs, geese & turkeys for Christmas at his uncle's smallholding. Never done it before and thought it might be worth a bob or two, i signed on the line and was picked up at about 4am on December the 22nd. We got to the gaff and I found that Uncle Dick (yep, that was his name) was right out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre..The grandad.. Ancient! With both old boys ready for the knackers yard themselves, it was down to me to do all the work with full supevision from them! Ok, so we are setting up and one thing that I couldn't help but notice was Uncle Dick was living up to his name, as he was walking round with his cock hanging out from the bottom button in his blue boiler suit, with a steady stream of piss coming out of it! From a flood to a drip, it never stopped and his cock stayed out there for the whole day... Nasty!! So, shock over and a long story short (as the whole days activitys would be well worth a story!!), when it came down to cutting up the now dead and scraped pigs, Uncle Dick was a skilled knifeman and once hanging on the block & tackle, could split, quarter and slice a pig in no time, the only time the old boy moved with any speed throughout the day! The problem was, that when it came to splitting 'em my job was to catch the innards to stop em hitting the deck, as that was being continually soaked with Uncle Dick's piss "and it'll taint it lad, don't worry about the guts though." So thats what I did, caught anything edible and the guts hit the floor and took a drenching! The other thing that I had to be careful about was that if Dick turned sharpish toward me, i was liable to get a good sprinkling down me welly! That day we killed and dressed about 15 turkeys, 4 geese and 4 pigs and doing all the graft I was destroyed. So i'm in the ancient kitchen getting cleaned up, I stank, "well done lad", they both said, "couldn't have done it without you, got sommat for all your effort"... A turkey, goose or a nice joint of pork to take home to me mam for Christmas ... No, a bag full of all them 'well pissed on' pig guts for the dogs ... Merry fecking Christmas!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Appleseed 27 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 got a blowjob once Did he swallow? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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DottyDoo 500 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Bout 20+ years ago i was asked by an old boy I worked with if i'd help slaughter pigs, geese & turkeys for Christmas at his uncle's smallholding. Never done it before and thought it might be worth a bob or two, i signed on the line and was picked up at about 4am on December the 22nd. We got to the gaff and I found that Uncle Dick (yep, that was his name) was right out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre..The grandad.. Ancient! With both old boys ready for the knackers yard themselves, it was down to me to do all the work with full supevision from them! Ok, so we are setting up and one thing that I couldn't help but notice was Uncle Dick was living up to his name, as he was walking round with his cock hanging out from the bottom button in his blue boiler suit, with a steady stream of piss coming out of it! From a flood to a drip, it never stopped and his cock stayed out there for the whole day... Nasty!! So, shock over and a long story short (as the whole days activitys would be well worth a story!!), when it came down to cutting up the now dead and scraped pigs, Uncle Dick was a skilled knifeman and once hanging on the block & tackle, could split, quarter and slice a pig in no time, the only time the old boy moved with any speed throughout the day! The problem was, that when it came to splitting 'em my job was to catch the innards to stop em hitting the deck, as that was being continually soaked with Uncle Dick's piss "and it'll taint it lad, don't worry about the guts though." So thats what I did, caught anything edible and the guts hit the floor and took a drenching! The other thing that I had to be careful about was that if Dick turned sharpish toward me, i was liable to get a good sprinkling down me welly! That day we killed and dressed about 15 turkeys, 4 geese and 4 pigs and doing all the graft I was destroyed. So i'm in the ancient kitchen getting cleaned up, I stank, "well done lad", they both said, "couldn't have done it without you, got sommat for all your effort"... A turkey, goose or a nice joint of pork to take home to me mam for Christmas ... No, a bag full of all them 'well pissed on' pig guts for the dogs ... Merry fecking Christmas!!! that Huyton is getting worse an worse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Nope Dotty, it was up Christian's neck of the woods... Southport!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Nope Dotty, it was up Christian's neck of the woods... Southport!! that explains everything :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Nope Dotty, it was up Christian's neck of the woods... Southport!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Nope Dotty, it was up Christian's neck of the woods... Southport!! Got to be the one and only the legend dick hall from stamford rd birkdale Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Nope Dotty, it was up Christian's neck of the woods... Southport!! Got to be the one and only the legend dick hall from stamford rd birkdale Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Nope Dotty, it was up Christian's neck of the woods... Southport!! Got to be the one and only the legend dick hall from stamford rd birkdale Fella i worked for years ago use to have pigs use take them to him fu(k me he didnt give a sh1t seen some funny things Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Just had some of me vintage chedder on a an omelette for me tea very strong still think very strange tip Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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