Malt 379 Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 With the pervs on here its only a matter of time before you receieve a pm asking for your wife to be left to them in your will.............. My tip would be land of a rambler and you will be fine........ Thats a fecking great idea, and there are enough about, but what if i get done for man slaughter... If i dont make it, i will put a post up where she can be found.. Choose a fat woman rambler stuffing her chops with Kendel mint cake, you will spot her as she will have a pig ugly wooly hat on, waterproof map cover and be 20 yards behind the other ramblers as she has "done" 3 miles and her thighs are sore from chaffing.....land on her, no court would find you guilty of landing on a fatty............ Only problem is he might bounce up to twice the original height he started from.. Have you not heard of the 'fatty rebound effect?' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,247 Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 Is that piccie taken near grizedale?? If so I've absailed of it how are ya pal... your not far wrong.. get it done ya queen :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 With the pervs on here its only a matter of time before you receieve a pm asking for your wife to be left to them in your will.............. My tip would be land of a rambler and you will be fine........ Thats a fecking great idea, and there are enough about, but what if i get done for man slaughter... If i dont make it, i will put a post up where she can be found.. Choose a fat woman rambler stuffing her chops with Kendel mint cake, you will spot her as she will have a pig ugly wooly hat on, waterproof map cover and be 20 yards behind the other ramblers as she has "done" 3 miles and her thighs are sore from chaffing.....land on her, no court would find you guilty of landing on a fatty............ Only problem is he might bounce up to twice the original height he started from.. Have you not heard of the 'fatty rebound effect?' Mal, you missed the subtle clue, fatties eating mint cake pop and don't bounce, they are just plain fatties...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 shroom, are you still doing that charity absail down the kerb with the cast of "Honey I shrunk the kids"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SLiP tHe DoG ! 129 Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 Do you think it would hurt if i jumped off this and landed on my head.....??? And yes i know you want me to.... IF you do jump pm me first with your wifes number cheers atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,247 Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 shroom, are you still doing that charity absail down the kerb with the cast of "Honey I shrunk the kids"? Simo you still cruising around farms to satisfy your beastiality lust?? :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 With the pervs on here its only a matter of time before you receieve a pm asking for your wife to be left to them in your will.............. My tip would be land of a rambler and you will be fine........ Thats a fecking great idea, and there are enough about, but what if i get done for man slaughter... If i dont make it, i will put a post up where she can be found.. Choose a fat woman rambler stuffing her chops with Kendel mint cake, you will spot her as she will have a pig ugly wooly hat on, waterproof map cover and be 20 yards behind the other ramblers as she has "done" 3 miles and her thighs are sore from chaffing.....land on her, no court would find you guilty of landing on a fatty............ Only problem is he might bounce up to twice the original height he started from.. Have you not heard of the 'fatty rebound effect?' Mal, you missed the subtle clue, fatties eating mint cake pop and don't bounce, they are just plain fatties...... Ahh, I forgot to factor the mint cake into the equation! Bang goes that theory... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 shroom, are you still doing that charity absail down the kerb with the cast of "Honey I shrunk the kids"? Simo you still cruising around farms to satisfy your beastiality lust?? :kiss: Yes.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob.i 26 Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 Thought it was gonna be a picture of someone alighting off cliff richard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sounder 9 Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 go for it it's not the fall that will kill you .it's the sudden stop !!! sounder Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 Do you think it would hurt if i jumped off this and landed on my head.....??? And yes i know you want me to.... you'll be fine they say where there's no sense there's no feeling atb albert Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runforyourlife 361 Posted October 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 well, i have done it!! just split my head open and lip.. cpl of black eyes.... seem like a fecking age to get down.. Missed the fat woman rambler tho! didnt time it right, took a few more seconds to get down than i thought... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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