david2363 42 Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Two Snowmen standing side by side in a field. Snowman 1 turns to Snowman 2 and says . . . . ."can you smell carrotts?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Now this is my type of humour .......Al Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mad al 146 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 ......Al Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yokel Matt 918 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Keep a look out for a dyslexic man dressed as Santa around Ipswich... apparently he keeps leaving Prozzies under trees. ... all in good humour... if not taste. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lady hunter Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 good one localyokel, there sick but funny, . Whats the difference between the ipswich ripper and mr kiplin ? kiplin puts 6 tarts in a box !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginge2k6 0 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 (edited) i have been asked to play for ipswich rufc......... there short of a good hooker heres one for ya a rabbits walking along a hedge sobbing loudly, a skunk walks up to him and says "whats up", " my parents have been shot and i don't know what i am" replies the rabbit, the skunk looks at him and says "long ears, cotton tail, soft fur, you are a rabbit" the rabbit smiles and continues his walk, the next day the skunk is walking along sobbing and the rabbits meets him, "what is wrong mate" says the rabbit to the skunk, the skunk replies " my parents have been shot and i don't know what i am" the rabbit thinks for a while then says "well youre black and you smell......... so you must be a paki!" Edited December 19, 2006 by ginge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lady hunter Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 i like that one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 12,015 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snoopdog 1,256 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 knock knock.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hairyface 211 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 who's there????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snoopdog 1,256 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 who's there????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Yokshirelass Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Here's a couple for you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Sutcliffe did 13 in 10 years, the ipswich guy,s done 5 in a couple of weeks, which just goes to prove........................"you cant get quicker than an ipswich ripper" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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