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Yep. Millet's implying nearer to the truth here; It's because you're an Amateur!

 

Real Men will stand there, gutting rabbits with their Teeth! Eyes locked on the buries ~ as a steaming flood washes down their trouser legs! :rofl:

 

Mmm. Or maybe it's that I used to drink far too much, even when out ferreting? :unsure:

 

But, no; If you're distracted enough to start thinking about messing with dead rabbits while the nets are still down? Jesus! That sounds like serious attention deficit, mate! Sadly, I suspect this is the very mind set that leads to the modern practice of putting a ferret in. Waiting two minutes and then waving a Knocker Box all over the place while wielding a spade.

 

Personally, I'd always just crouch down, out of the way. Things would be so tense that having a piss would be the last thing on my mind. Strung as a Whippet. Eyes Everywhere. If any partner of mine ever started f*cking around with dead rabbits at that point? He'd get Such a beasting, later!

 

Face it; Most 'jobs' are over in about ten to twenty minutes, max. If ye can't hold ye concentration for that long, under those circumstances? For chrissake don't ever apply to work for Air Traffic Control, eh? :icon_eek:

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Yep. Millet's implying nearer to the truth here; It's because you're an Amateur!

 

Real Men will stand there, gutting rabbits with their Teeth! Eyes locked on the buries ~ as a steaming flood washes down their trouser legs! :rofl:

 

Mmm. Or maybe it's that I used to drink far too much, even when out ferreting? :unsure:

 

But, no; If you're distracted enough to start thinking about messing with dead rabbits while the nets are still down? Jesus! That sounds like serious attention deficit, mate! Sadly, I suspect this is the very mind set that leads to the modern practice of putting a ferret in. Waiting two minutes and then waving a Knocker Box all over the place while wielding a spade.

 

Personally, I'd always just crouch down, out of the way. Things would be so tense that having a piss would be the last thing on my mind. Strung as a Whippet. Eyes Everywhere. If any partner of mine ever started f*cking around with dead rabbits at that point? He'd get Such a beasting, later!

 

Face it; Most 'jobs' are over in about ten to twenty minutes, max. If ye can't hold ye concentration for that long, under those circumstances? For chrissake don't ever apply to work for Air Traffic Control, eh? :icon_eek:

:clapper::yes:

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Yep. Millet's implying nearer to the truth here; It's because you're an Amateur!

 

Real Men will stand there, gutting rabbits with their Teeth! Eyes locked on the buries ~ as a steaming flood washes down their trouser legs! :rofl:

 

Mmm. Or maybe it's that I used to drink far too much, even when out ferreting? :unsure:

 

But, no; If you're distracted enough to start thinking about messing with dead rabbits while the nets are still down? Jesus! That sounds like serious attention deficit, mate! Sadly, I suspect this is the very mind set that leads to the modern practice of putting a ferret in. Waiting two minutes and then waving a Knocker Box all over the place while wielding a spade.

 

Personally, I'd always just crouch down, out of the way. Things would be so tense that having a piss would be the last thing on my mind. Strung as a Whippet. Eyes Everywhere. If any partner of mine ever started f*cking around with dead rabbits at that point? He'd get Such a beasting, later!

 

Face it; Most 'jobs' are over in about ten to twenty minutes, max. If ye can't hold ye concentration for that long, under those circumstances? For chrissake don't ever apply to work for Air Traffic Control, eh? :icon_eek:

 

Exactly............... :signthankspin:

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