Rabbithunter 456 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 how come every time you turn for a piss, or start gutting what rabbits you've got.. a bunny decides to bolt :11: Quote Link to post
Guest Frank Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Call it rabbit instinct. :11: :11: Frank. Quote Link to post
Guest Magwitch Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 every time i reach for my flask while pigeon shooting the same thing happens a bird comes in! Quote Link to post
Yokel Matt 918 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Its called sods law... even worse when you taking a piss and wearing combat trousers. those zips have a lot to answer for. Quote Link to post
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Yep. Millet's implying nearer to the truth here; It's because you're an Amateur! Real Men will stand there, gutting rabbits with their Teeth! Eyes locked on the buries ~ as a steaming flood washes down their trouser legs! Mmm. Or maybe it's that I used to drink far too much, even when out ferreting? But, no; If you're distracted enough to start thinking about messing with dead rabbits while the nets are still down? Jesus! That sounds like serious attention deficit, mate! Sadly, I suspect this is the very mind set that leads to the modern practice of putting a ferret in. Waiting two minutes and then waving a Knocker Box all over the place while wielding a spade. Personally, I'd always just crouch down, out of the way. Things would be so tense that having a piss would be the last thing on my mind. Strung as a Whippet. Eyes Everywhere. If any partner of mine ever started f*cking around with dead rabbits at that point? He'd get Such a beasting, later! Face it; Most 'jobs' are over in about ten to twenty minutes, max. If ye can't hold ye concentration for that long, under those circumstances? For chrissake don't ever apply to work for Air Traffic Control, eh? Quote Link to post
Guest The Big Fish Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Yep. Millet's implying nearer to the truth here; It's because you're an Amateur! Real Men will stand there, gutting rabbits with their Teeth! Eyes locked on the buries ~ as a steaming flood washes down their trouser legs! Mmm. Or maybe it's that I used to drink far too much, even when out ferreting? But, no; If you're distracted enough to start thinking about messing with dead rabbits while the nets are still down? Jesus! That sounds like serious attention deficit, mate! Sadly, I suspect this is the very mind set that leads to the modern practice of putting a ferret in. Waiting two minutes and then waving a Knocker Box all over the place while wielding a spade. Personally, I'd always just crouch down, out of the way. Things would be so tense that having a piss would be the last thing on my mind. Strung as a Whippet. Eyes Everywhere. If any partner of mine ever started f*cking around with dead rabbits at that point? He'd get Such a beasting, later! Face it; Most 'jobs' are over in about ten to twenty minutes, max. If ye can't hold ye concentration for that long, under those circumstances? For chrissake don't ever apply to work for Air Traffic Control, eh? Quote Link to post
ginge2k6 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 thats why you have a dog, watches the warrens while you have a piss, gut rabbits or have a wank if you feel like it. Quote Link to post
Simoman 110 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 have a wank if you feel like it. Can't say i've felt the need Quote Link to post
moley 115 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 have a wank if you feel like it. Can't say i've felt the need i don,t know , it can get fairly exiting Quote Link to post
Guest Frank Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 have a wank if you feel like it. Can't say i've felt the need Quote Link to post
Hywel 53 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Yep. Millet's implying nearer to the truth here; It's because you're an Amateur! Real Men will stand there, gutting rabbits with their Teeth! Eyes locked on the buries ~ as a steaming flood washes down their trouser legs! Mmm. Or maybe it's that I used to drink far too much, even when out ferreting? But, no; If you're distracted enough to start thinking about messing with dead rabbits while the nets are still down? Jesus! That sounds like serious attention deficit, mate! Sadly, I suspect this is the very mind set that leads to the modern practice of putting a ferret in. Waiting two minutes and then waving a Knocker Box all over the place while wielding a spade. Personally, I'd always just crouch down, out of the way. Things would be so tense that having a piss would be the last thing on my mind. Strung as a Whippet. Eyes Everywhere. If any partner of mine ever started f*cking around with dead rabbits at that point? He'd get Such a beasting, later! Face it; Most 'jobs' are over in about ten to twenty minutes, max. If ye can't hold ye concentration for that long, under those circumstances? For chrissake don't ever apply to work for Air Traffic Control, eh? Exactly............... Quote Link to post
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 or have a wank if you feel like it. i've had some good days ferreting but not as good as your's with the sound of things :11: Quote Link to post
beagles 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 :11: or have a wank if you feel like it. i've had some good days ferreting but not as good as your's with the sound of things :11: Quote Link to post
ginge2k6 0 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 ginge, why are your rabbits sticking to the floor............ Quote Link to post
fox_killer_06 0 Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 yeah happens al the time.. used to go out shooting with a man and every time he went to light a cigarette a bunny bolted and got away..! but you cant get them all..! Quote Link to post
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