dave1372 83 Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 I had a mate who had no luck, he was a insomniac with dyslexia and he was also agnostic and he used to wake up in the middle of night wondering if there was a dog :whistling: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deano7 22 Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 If the wifes gonna find out were ive really been going on weekends Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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andyfr1968 772 Posted August 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 I just find it very difficult to switch off at night and living alone means I don't have the lovely bed time antics that are worth being kept awake for. Thank god for the internet. A-hem.... Ah well, a couple of beers will help!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bert the fert 28 Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 I just find it very difficult to switch off at night and living alone means I don't have the lovely bed time antics that are worth being kept awake for. Thank god for the internet. A-hem.... Ah well, a couple of beers will help!! Jeez, i'm guessing you've never been wed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted August 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 (edited) I just find it very difficult to switch off at night and living alone means I don't have the lovely bed time antics that are worth being kept awake for. Thank god for the internet. A-hem.... Ah well, a couple of beers will help!! Jeez, i'm guessing you've never been wed Yup!! Tried that once, didn't like it. Been on my own a while now. Getting bored with porn and I never thought I'd hear myself say that.... Edit..... Nah, I've changed my mind. Porn's still good.... Edited August 22, 2010 by andyfr1968 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimlampit 7 Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 the wife snoring or as i tell her inpersinating a old crank start dumper running with a dropped valve music to my ears Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 a bad back and shoulder keeps me awake half the night thinking if i`ll get up for market on time dont help either ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 pussy if it keeps you awake mate i`d put it out at night leave it a dish of milk on the door step Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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