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No, I'm still not getting it.

 

Seems a bit like getting a sexual attachment to a hammer....

 

You haven't spoken to many carpenters then..? :D

 

A mate of mine used to bang on (excuse the pun.. :icon_redface:) for hours about the 'Smoothly balanced shaft' of his estwing hammer. He even used to get it out the boot of his car and pass it round the lads so we could all feel it.. :blink::laugh:

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No, I'm still not getting it.

 

Seems a bit like getting a sexual attachment to a hammer....

 

You haven't spoken to many carpenters then..? :D

 

A mate of mine used to bang on (excuse the pun.. :icon_redface:) for hours about the 'Smoothly balanced shaft' of his estwing hammer. He even used to get it out the boot of his car and pass it round the lads so we could all feel it.. :blink::laugh:

 

I've spoken to and worked with many carpenters but I've never had one ask me to feel his tool.....

 

Maybe it's the wood thing they get off on!!! :blink:

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A clitoris for a trigger, the better you tickle it, the further and more accurate the shot :laugh:

 

Hmmm.... I've never had a rifle squirt in my face though.......

 

 

Perhaps its a new direction AirArm's could take :D

 

You may be on to something there, Stealthy..... :notworthy:

 

Ann Summer's sell 'rabbits' for women so maybe them and AA could cum up with something for men??!! :whistling:

 

Cheers........

 

 

And swinger springers :D

 

I still think the mod's should start a new section for that.... :whistling:

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No, I'm still not getting it.

 

Seems a bit like getting a sexual attachment to a hammer....

 

You haven't spoken to many carpenters then..? :D

 

A mate of mine used to bang on (excuse the pun.. :icon_redface:) for hours about the 'Smoothly balanced shaft' of his estwing hammer. He even used to get it out the boot of his car and pass it round the lads so we could all feel it.. :blink::laugh:

 

I've spoken to and worked with many carpenters but I've never had one ask me to feel his tool.....

 

Maybe it's the wood thing they get off on!!! :blink:

 

 

Could well be.. :hmm::laugh:

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Its your turn to better everyone now mate :D

 

I honestly don't think I could cum down any further than what you guy's have laid before :angel:

 

Stealthy, new arrivals are here :yes:, check em out you know where :thumbs:

 

Phantom

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