The one 8,589 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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The one 8,589 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,589 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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The one 8,589 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 When the police arrested Fred West they asked him how many people he had killed 12 he replied When they told him they had found 15 He replied well I'm a builder it was only a estimate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Traveler woman arrives at the doctor’s surgery with her husband in tow. The woman has two black eyes, broken nose, left arm broke, and her right ear is pumping blood, her hair is all pulled out. What on gods earth happened to your wife asks the doctor, well boss she was going through the change boss explained the husband, well said the doctor I have been in the medical profession for twenty years now and have never seen this happen to a woman going through the change. It does happen boss when I catch her going through my change. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, see's been told twice already Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Wild_and_Irish 11 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, see's been told twice already Don't be sexist...... .......bitches hate that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxy1983 3 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Malt 379 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Some great ones on here! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulredtop 8 Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 This man wanted to buy a hunting dog. He heard of this guy who had a dog for sale, so he went to check it out. They get the dog out to the woods and the owner snaps his fingers and says "GO!" The dog takes off, comes back a few minutes later, and barks once. The man asked the owner "What does that mean?" The owner says "Well, he barked once, that means he saw one rabbit." The guy says "OK, let's see it again." The owner snaps his fingers and says "GO!" The dog takes off, comes back a few minutes later, and barks twice. The guy asks "OK, what does that mean?" The owner says "Well, he barked twice, that means he saw two rabbits." The guy says "OK, one more time and he's sold." The owner snaps his fingers, the dog takes off, comes back carrying a stick and starts to hump his owners leg. The guy says "WHAT! does that mean? The owner says "Well, that means he just saw more f****n' rabbits than you can shake a stick at! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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