Swampy 147 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Why Some Men have Dogs rather than Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And last, but not least: 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. I knew there was a substantiated reason! rgds Swampy Enlightenedning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Dogs are easy to train and dont demand all you cash Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swampy 147 Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Dogs are easy to train and dont demand all you cash Easier to train. Don't demand it but they do cost............having said that they cost less! How are you catch me ol mucker rgds Swampy Catchning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Dogs are easy to train and dont demand all you cash Easier to train. Don't demand it but they do cost............having said that they cost less! How are you catch me ol mucker rgds Swampy Catchning There you go again correcting me.Good bud.atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theferreter 311 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) Some guys I know have wives who are real bitches . . . Ric Edited January 29, 2010 by RicW Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GET THEM OUT (.)(.) 39 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 legallly you can pts your own dog or even a friends, , Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sambam 8 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) dogs dont demand the most expencive drink in a club there happy with water dogs dont expect you to pay for there taxi in the morning dogs dont mind if you fart infont of them, there intrested in the fact its loud and smelly dogs dont mind if you drive a shitty car dogs dont mind if your watching porn on your computer dogs dont mind if you come home later than you said or if you dont get home till the next morning sorry for hijacking swampy just thought id ad a few more Edited January 29, 2010 by sambam Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GET THEM OUT (.)(.) 39 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 dogs dont mind a slap when needed, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 A dog doesn't talk! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pottyboots 1 Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 you can take your dog to the vets, and have it put to sleep!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MAACCY 105 Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_and_Irish 11 Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Dogs aren't unbareable to be around for a week every month. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swampy 147 Posted January 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 And the list goes on...................... And women wonder why we love dogs so much...not very clever some women eh? I wonder if the girls have got their own list? Swampy wonderning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlefish 598 Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 dogs dont mind a slap when needed, Plenty of reasons listed above for staying single. I think the above one is pathetic. Domestic abuse and battering animals are hardly manly activities to encourage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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