lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Am I the only woman who suffers this way? Over the Christmas break, my other half's running dog had an accident that will see him laid up for a few weeks. I have had to listen to speculation about how long it will take to heal consistently since it happened. But that's ok, one of mine is broken at the moment as well, so I can sympathise. I won't be able to let mine off lead for about 5 more weeks, and it's hell. HOWEVER After a few drinks the other night, the OH and I headed off to bed. I climbed in excitedly wearing some fancy undergarments - all matching pretty stuff, I was ready for action. And what did I get? Him lying there in the dark, musing about his dogs' bloody leg, counting on his fingers how many days since it had happened, how many more till the staples can come out, how many after that until he can be running again. I pointed out my sexy knickers, sighing impatiently and waiting for him to stop talking. He rolled away and continued to natter and blather about the fookin dog whilst I lay there contemplating murder. Those of you who know him know how much he talks ..... it seemed like he would never stop. Fens this, fens that, staples out, muscle healed, more finger counting. I bet he's figured out down to the last second before he can get across a field with the dog ready on the slip. I could have been pole dancing at the end of the bed and he wouldn't have noticed. In fact if I'd had a pole to dance on I might've wacked him over the head with it. It can't be normal, surely? He dared me to post and ask, so I am Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 The poor guy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
airarmstx200 8 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 well guys now we all know what they say about women is actually true. nag nag nag nag nag. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BULLDOUG 199 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Poor dog, hope hes back on the fens soon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,583 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 He must have it bad all matching gear??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 well guys now we all know what they say about women is actually true. nag nag nag nag nag. lol lmao :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AL BUNDY 45 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 why you blaming the dog mabyes hes gay.get him to wear the nickers might help. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iamduvern 62 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Sounds like hes got his priorities right!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 You would have been better taking a darcy book to bed & smelling of rabbit guts i think Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Am I the only woman who suffers this way? Over the Christmas break, my other half's running dog had an accident that will see him laid up for a few weeks. I have had to listen to speculation about how long it will take to heal consistently since it happened. But that's ok, one of mine is broken at the moment as well, so I can sympathise. I won't be able to let mine off lead for about 5 more weeks, and it's hell. HOWEVER After a few drinks the other night, the OH and I headed off to bed. I climbed in excitedly wearing some fancy undergarments - all matching pretty stuff, I was ready for action. And what did I get? Him lying there in the dark, musing about his dogs' bloody leg, counting on his fingers how many days since it had happened, how many more till the staples can come out, how many after that until he can be running again. I pointed out my sexy knickers, sighing impatiently and waiting for him to stop talking. He rolled away and continued to natter and blather about the fookin dog whilst I lay there contemplating murder. Those of you who know him know how much he talks ..... it seemed like he would never stop. Fens this, fens that, staples out, muscle healed, more finger counting. I bet he's figured out down to the last second before he can get across a field with the dog ready on the slip. I could have been pole dancing at the end of the bed and he wouldn't have noticed. In fact if I'd had a pole to dance on I might've wacked him over the head with it. It can't be normal, surely? He dared me to post and ask, so I am What you moaning on here for? Have you no fingers of your own? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Keswick 119 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 You would have been better taking a darcy book to bed & smelling of rabbit guts i think :laugh: I didnt realise that you were so kinky Kay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
events co-ordinator 353 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 First we need a photo of dogs injuries and a photo of you in your {special kit} and WE the people will decide who is being unreasonable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 You would have been better taking a darcy book to bed & smelling of rabbit guts i think Perhaps if I wear long ears and hop around the bedroom ..... ? ECO I have no pics of myself in my 'gear'. All his dog has is a few staples in his leg. This is what my dog has to cope with tho But I'm not so sidetracked by it as to neglect my other duties :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 He probably had a crafty wank earlier Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 tell him to go ride the dog instead or else you rub some pedigree chum on you and let the dog lick you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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