AL BUNDY

got a transit 260 52reg been looking for a new or nearly new for a couple months know.never thought it would be a pain in the arse to buy a van.one place the fat f****r never even got of his seat,so much for the hardsell salesman.

know of two cases . 1 . where a fella lived in a dug out trench for about 40 yrs if the winters got too bad he signed himself into the nuthouse . 2. a mates father inlaw got fed up and went and lived up on the moors for a while.theres also a story of a family who lived an isolated life the weans whistled like birds rather than talk.

the mate had one it had to be seen or heard to be believed one usless f****r of a dog.

lee nelson has to be one of the worst comedy acts just now ,should bring back birching just for him.

persanaly i wouldnt do any work for them .dont use their shops either .the brothr inlaw has been shortchanged with every paki hes done work for.

whats the recall like.

whats this got to do with mcoist,it was a hearts fan .whos fan was it that ran on and hit the goalkeeper in the face/ ran on and hit strachan /ran on with palestine flag at ibrox.do you know why that shriveled up wee ginger c**t is hated .its nothing to do with celtic.

reckon it would need to be thousands of posts to get an advert to appear,just look at the amount of shite thats on here .never seen an advert for bog roll.

and god forbid if you dont lower your eyes when they walk passed.

whats the other ones name.

well joe youve just saved me a few £ as iwas just going to see what they had in batteries.

self praise is not my style mate.but everyone knows i dont keep shite.anything i keep is more than good enough for breeding.the topics is about someone i know who just bred a second litter out of 2 piles of shite and sold pups to wee guys just starting up.what is that all about.too many are into breeding just to get a few quid . where abouts in the country is that .a few pups been passed around just now.

better than scone. a jumble sale in the back garden would be better than scone.

the landlady of the pub was going on about her mans dog had got two lovely [summer] hares that morning. she asked if i would clean them as he wouldnt be back till later.his face was priceless as she told him i had cleaned the hares for him .it was two rabbits .

seen that result coming a mile off.