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Just out of interest, what do all you anti immigrant BNP supporters get for a take-away after a few jars down the local?

Chinese? No way they're bloody immigrants.

Kebab? Forget it, they're bloody Arabs.

Curry? Oh come on, get a life. They all bloody Moslems!

Fish and chips? Tough shit, we've et all the fish in the North Sea.

Don't you all get a bit bored with deep fried Mars Bars?

I only ask because I'd like to know . . .

 

Ric

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Just out of interest, what do all you anti immigrant BNP supporters get for a take-away after a few jars down the local?

Chinese? No way they're bloody immigrants.

Kebab? Forget it, they're bloody Arabs.

Curry? Oh come on, get a life. They all bloody Moslems!

Fish and chips? Tough shit, we've et all the fish in the North Sea.

Don't you all get a bit bored with deep fried Mars Bars?

I only ask because I'd like to know . . .

 

Ric

 

:clapper: WTF is a moslem

he related to a jaw :tongue2:

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For the record Ric

 

Curry is as British as G&T.

When we owned India in the good ol' days it was the only way we could eat the rotten meat.

Sailors used to curry their meat for the same reason.

Regardful

 

 

Swampy

 

A life on the ocean waves ning ning nearly two bells and alls well.

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And another thing!

we didn't eat all the fekin fish!

It was the abolishment of the 12mile zone.

bloody portuguese, spanish french russian et all that have fekin stolen it!

 

So much for the EU!

 

 

Best regards

 

Swampy

 

upset that he's still working and wound up. Not ninging at full power until 17:00hrs

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For the record Ric

 

Curry is as British as G&T.

When we owned India in the good ol' days it was the only way we could eat the rotten meat.

Sailors used to curry their meat for the same reason.

Regardful

 

 

Swampy

 

A life on the ocean waves ning ning nearly two bells and alls well.

swampy i want your job :notworthy: does someone pay you to sit ninging all day :clapper:

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For the record Ric

 

Curry is as British as G&T.

When we owned India in the good ol' days it was the only way we could eat the rotten meat.

Sailors used to curry their meat for the same reason.

Regardful

 

 

Swampy

 

A life on the ocean waves ning ning nearly two bells and alls well.

swampy i want your job :notworthy: does someone pay you to sit ninging all day :clapper:

 

 

Hey its a crazy crazy world we live in.

if I was paid for what I did and what I know..........I'd owe them!

 

i still hate my job tho!

 

Rgds

 

Swampy

 

employning

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And another thing!

we didn't eat all the fekin fish!

It was the abolishment of the 12mile zone.

bloody portuguese, spanish french russian et all that have fekin stolen it!

 

So much for the EU!

 

 

Best regards

 

Swampy

 

upset that he's still working and wound up. Not ninging at full power until 17:00hrs

 

We had a "Cod War" with Iceland over the 12 mile zone before the friggin EU was invented! We lost! Sneaky b'staards set uo a volcanic eruption and extended their borders by 15 miles. Not fair. Boo-hoo.

 

Any way who cares who et 'em? They're long gone John.

 

posted at 16.25. I await the 17.00 ning with mild but wa-ning interest. :tongue4:

 

Ric

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Just out of interest, what do all you anti immigrant BNP supporters get for a take-away after a few jars down the local?

Chinese? No way they're bloody immigrants.

Kebab? Forget it, they're bloody Arabs.

Curry? Oh come on, get a life. They all bloody Moslems!

Fish and chips? Tough shit, we've et all the fish in the North Sea.

Don't you all get a bit bored with deep fried Mars Bars?

I only ask because I'd like to know . . .

 

Ric

 

I liked Trapperman's response. Problem is, chap, that 17000 years ago the only hominid species living on the British mainland were Homo neanderthalensis. They have left no direct descendants. If you claim direct descent from the first human inhabitants of Britain - you don't exist!

 

We should be so lucky.

 

Moi? Wind people up? Je ne jamais fait pas.

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Just out of interest, what do all you anti immigrant BNP supporters get for a take-away after a few jars down the local?

Chinese? No way they're bloody immigrants.

Kebab? Forget it, they're bloody Arabs.

Curry? Oh come on, get a life. They all bloody Moslems!

Fish and chips? Tough shit, we've et all the fish in the North Sea.

Don't you all get a bit bored with deep fried Mars Bars?

I only ask because I'd like to know . . .

 

Ric

 

I liked Trapperman's response. Problem is, chap, that 17000 years ago the only hominid species living on the British mainland were Homo neanderthalensis. They have left no direct descendants. If you claim direct descent from the first human inhabitants of Britain - you don't exist!

 

We should be so lucky.

 

Moi? Wind people up? Je ne jamais fait pas.

 

Neanderthal's died out around 30,000 years ago but possibly as soon as 24,000 years ago but this is widely dismissed.

Homo sapiens (Modern Humans) arrived in Britain around 30,000 years ago but were driven out again by the last ice age, but they returned around 16,000 years ago.

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