ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 On big girls its call moose's hoof!! roflmao i never knew that , i ask my lad what things mean , he gets embarresed though Leave him alone Kay, My mum used to do that to me, embarrasing! Sometimes you can be too open! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 So whats an elephants hoof then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 On big girls its call moose's hoof!! roflmao i never knew that , i ask my lad what things mean , he gets embarresed though Leave him alone Kay, My mum used to do that to me, embarrasing! Sometimes you can be too open! lol I am very open with him he is at the stage where he has found his dads dirty books & he knows i know he has them , i just smile at him & drop '' big & bouncy'' into general conversation i do wind him up sometimes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 So whats an elephants hoof then? Bloody hell a proper bigun from wigan!! The kind thats so fat if they sat on a rainbow skittles would pop out! I once had a girlfriend like that I told a fat joke when she was there without thinking. She said ''I think your fatest!'' I said ''No love I think your the f*****g fatest!'' we wernt going out for very long after that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 On big girls its call moose's hoof!! roflmao i never knew that , i ask my lad what things mean , he gets embarresed though Leave him alone Kay, My mum used to do that to me, embarrasing! Sometimes you can be too open! lol I am very open with him he is at the stage where he has found his dads dirty books & he knows i know he has them , i just smile at him & drop '' big & bouncy'' into general conversation i do wind him up sometimes Your naughty! Very harsh, Poor lad I bet you have a good relationship tho, me and my mum can talk about anything nowadays, it was embarrasing especialy some of the things she used to come out with in front of my mates but I think its kinda helped in the long run. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 On big girls its call moose's hoof!! roflmao i never knew that , i ask my lad what things mean , he gets embarresed though Leave him alone Kay, My mum used to do that to me, embarrasing! Sometimes you can be too open! lol I am very open with him he is at the stage where he has found his dads dirty books & he knows i know he has them , i just smile at him & drop '' big & bouncy'' into general conversation i do wind him up sometimes Your naughty! Very harsh, Poor lad I bet you have a good relationship tho, me and my mum can talk about anything nowadays, it was embarrasing especialy some of the things she used to come out with in front of my mates but I think its kinda helped in the long run. i didnt get chance with my eldest son who is 22 as he wasnt here at 15 , so i sort of made up for it with this one i think the shock value has worm off now though , time to up the stakes i think Funny thing is i automatically go to hold his hand still out side like he is a toddler , he does go mad if i do that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 On big girls its call moose's hoof!! roflmao i never knew that , i ask my lad what things mean , he gets embarresed though Leave him alone Kay, My mum used to do that to me, embarrasing! Sometimes you can be too open! lol I am very open with him he is at the stage where he has found his dads dirty books & he knows i know he has them , i just smile at him & drop '' big & bouncy'' into general conversation i do wind him up sometimes Your naughty! Very harsh, Poor lad I bet you have a good relationship tho, me and my mum can talk about anything nowadays, it was embarrasing especialy some of the things she used to come out with in front of my mates but I think its kinda helped in the long run. i didnt get chance with my eldest son who is 22 as he wasnt here at 15 , so i sort of made up for it with this one i think the shock value has worm off now though , time to up the stakes i think Funny thing is i automatically go to hold his hand still out side like he is a toddler , he does go mad if i do that Thats funny just when your going to cross the road you grab his hand do you still spit on a hanky and wipe his face if its mucky because if you dont you need to start!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 On big girls its call moose's hoof!! roflmao i never knew that , i ask my lad what things mean , he gets embarresed though Leave him alone Kay, My mum used to do that to me, embarrasing! Sometimes you can be too open! lol I am very open with him he is at the stage where he has found his dads dirty books & he knows i know he has them , i just smile at him & drop '' big & bouncy'' into general conversation i do wind him up sometimes Your naughty! Very harsh, Poor lad I bet you have a good relationship tho, me and my mum can talk about anything nowadays, it was embarrasing especialy some of the things she used to come out with in front of my mates but I think its kinda helped in the long run. i didnt get chance with my eldest son who is 22 as he wasnt here at 15 , so i sort of made up for it with this one i think the shock value has worm off now though , time to up the stakes i think Funny thing is i automatically go to hold his hand still out side like he is a toddler , he does go mad if i do that Thats funny just when your going to cross the road you grab his hand do you still spit on a hanky and wipe his face if its mucky because if you dont you need to start!!! i think that would be the next natural move , think i need a puppy to mother Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 On big girls its call moose's hoof!! roflmao i never knew that , i ask my lad what things mean , he gets embarresed though Leave him alone Kay, My mum used to do that to me, embarrasing! Sometimes you can be too open! lol I am very open with him he is at the stage where he has found his dads dirty books & he knows i know he has them , i just smile at him & drop '' big & bouncy'' into general conversation i do wind him up sometimes Your naughty! Very harsh, Poor lad I bet you have a good relationship tho, me and my mum can talk about anything nowadays, it was embarrasing especialy some of the things she used to come out with in front of my mates but I think its kinda helped in the long run. i didnt get chance with my eldest son who is 22 as he wasnt here at 15 , so i sort of made up for it with this one i think the shock value has worm off now though , time to up the stakes i think Funny thing is i automatically go to hold his hand still out side like he is a toddler , he does go mad if i do that Thats funny just when your going to cross the road you grab his hand do you still spit on a hanky and wipe his face if its mucky because if you dont you need to start!!! i think that would be the next natural move , think i need a puppy to mother Start making him a lunch to take to school, make sure you cut the crust's off and put a note in there telling him how much you love him! He will love that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Had tonight indoors...i couldnt of gone out like...got smashed out of my face last night with some good mates i meet through the dogs. Seems i get on better with lads through dogs than mates ive grown up with my whole life Only downer on yestoday was best mate crashed his car on the motorway and only been driving 3 days. Wasnt his fault though of course it had to be a woman driver Just borrow an older mates id they dont look to hard and are sometimes just suprized you pulled out id. It doesnt matter what your mates look like...i must live in a shithole because any club around here make sure they scan your id. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 On big girls its call moose's hoof!! roflmao i never knew that , i ask my lad what things mean , he gets embarresed though Leave him alone Kay, My mum used to do that to me, embarrasing! Sometimes you can be too open! lol I am very open with him he is at the stage where he has found his dads dirty books & he knows i know he has them , i just smile at him & drop '' big & bouncy'' into general conversation i do wind him up sometimes Your naughty! Very harsh, Poor lad I bet you have a good relationship tho, me and my mum can talk about anything nowadays, it was embarrasing especialy some of the things she used to come out with in front of my mates but I think its kinda helped in the long run. i didnt get chance with my eldest son who is 22 as he wasnt here at 15 , so i sort of made up for it with this one i think the shock value has worm off now though , time to up the stakes i think Funny thing is i automatically go to hold his hand still out side like he is a toddler , he does go mad if i do that Thats funny just when your going to cross the road you grab his hand do you still spit on a hanky and wipe his face if its mucky because if you dont you need to start!!! i think that would be the next natural move , think i need a puppy to mother Start making him a lunch to take to school, make sure you cut the crust's off and put a note in there telling him how much you love him! He will love that Oh thats a brilliant idea '' mommys little soldier'' your wicked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 On big girls its call moose's hoof!! roflmao i never knew that , i ask my lad what things mean , he gets embarresed though Leave him alone Kay, My mum used to do that to me, embarrasing! Sometimes you can be too open! lol I am very open with him he is at the stage where he has found his dads dirty books & he knows i know he has them , i just smile at him & drop '' big & bouncy'' into general conversation i do wind him up sometimes Your naughty! Very harsh, Poor lad I bet you have a good relationship tho, me and my mum can talk about anything nowadays, it was embarrasing especialy some of the things she used to come out with in front of my mates but I think its kinda helped in the long run. i didnt get chance with my eldest son who is 22 as he wasnt here at 15 , so i sort of made up for it with this one i think the shock value has worm off now though , time to up the stakes i think Funny thing is i automatically go to hold his hand still out side like he is a toddler , he does go mad if i do that Thats funny just when your going to cross the road you grab his hand do you still spit on a hanky and wipe his face if its mucky because if you dont you need to start!!! i think that would be the next natural move , think i need a puppy to mother Start making him a lunch to take to school, make sure you cut the crust's off and put a note in there telling him how much you love him! He will love that Oh thats a brilliant idea '' mommys little soldier'' your wicked Yeh the note could read........ '' Have a wonderfull day darling work hard and remember mummy loves you and your my special little soldier!!'' hopefully one of his mates will grab it first! He'd never hear the end of it!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Oh thats delightfully wicked i must do it thing is he will get to pick my rest home in a few years , thats what worrys me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 you sound just like my mum ! scary, i really feel for your lad, , when i was at school she thought it would be funny to put her bra in my p,e bag in the middle of my kit so when i pulled it out it fell on the floor, should of sein the look of my teachers face , the lads took the piss out of me for days i tried to tell them it was a lass i pulled last night, they wasnt having it, , that was my mums way of getting me back for doing her head in, , atb Ohh thats also on the list of must do's i cant wait till he goes back to school Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 On big girls its call moose's hoof!! roflmao i never knew that , i ask my lad what things mean , he gets embarresed though Leave him alone Kay, My mum used to do that to me, embarrasing! Sometimes you can be too open! lol I am very open with him he is at the stage where he has found his dads dirty books & he knows i know he has them , i just smile at him & drop '' big & bouncy'' into general conversation i do wind him up sometimes Your naughty! Very harsh, Poor lad I bet you have a good relationship tho, me and my mum can talk about anything nowadays, it was embarrasing especialy some of the things she used to come out with in front of my mates but I think its kinda helped in the long run. i didnt get chance with my eldest son who is 22 as he wasnt here at 15 , so i sort of made up for it with this one i think the shock value has worm off now though , time to up the stakes i think Funny thing is i automatically go to hold his hand still out side like he is a toddler , he does go mad if i do that Thats funny just when your going to cross the road you grab his hand do you still spit on a hanky and wipe his face if its mucky because if you dont you need to start!!! i think that would be the next natural move , think i need a puppy to mother Start making him a lunch to take to school, make sure you cut the crust's off and put a note in there telling him how much you love him! He will love that NO he wont like the note i once got one of the wife [bANNED TEXT] i worked down the pit calling me all the b----rds under the sun.Mates found it funny though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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