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A wise man once said " YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WOMEN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR VACUUM CLEANER !! ..... "WHEN IT STOPS SUCKING ........... CHANGE THE FU**ING BAG ! :yes::rofl: .............................................................. =@

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A wise man once said " YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WOMEN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR VACUUM CLEANER !! ..... "WHEN IT STOPS SUCKING ........... CHANGE THE FU**ING BAG ! :yes::rofl: .............................................................. =@

 

:clapper: or always have a spare ready :victory:

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A wise man once said " YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WOMEN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR VACUUM CLEANER !! ..... "WHEN IT STOPS SUCKING ........... CHANGE THE FU**ING BAG ! :yes::rofl: .............................................................. =@

Or make sure its plugged in??........

......or in your case MR POACH..... blown up :blink::angel: (as in blow up doll!! women are far too good to be blown up!)

i wish someone would have blown my ex up , when she left , ....... she said its me or the dogs , i chose the dogs so she chose the car and all the savings , and a loan on top of that , and sending me nasty soliciter letters , .................. im not bitter though , and the councelling is going really well :alcoholic: :drink::guitar::cray:

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A wise man once said " YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WOMEN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR VACUUM CLEANER !! ..... "WHEN IT STOPS SUCKING ........... CHANGE THE FU**ING BAG ! :yes::rofl: .............................................................. =@

Or make sure its plugged in??........

......or in your case MR POACH..... blown up :blink::angel: (as in blow up doll!! women are far too good to be blown up!)

i wish someone would have blown my ex up , when she left , ....... she said its me or the dogs , i chose the dogs so she chose the car and all the savings , and a loan on top of that , and sending me nasty soliciter letters , .................. im not bitter though , and the councelling is going really well :alcoholic: :drink::guitar::cray:

 

make sure the next one likes dogs, gots loads of money, and doesnt have a solicitor, might be hard to find though mate. maybe you should stick with that doll :boogie: if ya have a few :drink: you wont even know the difference.

ill put a post up mate shouldnt be too hard to find, you know what they say get over one with two more lol

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A wise man once said " YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WOMEN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR VACUUM CLEANER !! ..... "WHEN IT STOPS SUCKING ........... CHANGE THE FU**ING BAG ! :yes::rofl: .............................................................. =@

Or make sure its plugged in??........

......or in your case MR POACH..... blown up :blink::angel: (as in blow up doll!! women are far too good to be blown up!)

i wish someone would have blown my ex up , when she left , ....... she said its me or the dogs , i chose the dogs so she chose the car and all the savings , and a loan on top of that , and sending me nasty soliciter letters , .................. im not bitter though , and the councelling is going really well :alcoholic: :drink::guitar::cray:

 

make sure the next one likes dogs, gots loads of money, and doesnt have a solicitor, might be hard to find though mate. maybe you should stick with that doll :boogie: if ya have a few :drink: you wont even know the difference.

ill put a post up mate shouldnt be too hard to find, you know what they say get over one with two more lol

what , its been a good doll , shit kisser though , and its got a patch on the nipple , i bit it to hard in the heat of the moment , was drinking stella :realmad: :drink:

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A wise man once said " YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WOMEN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR VACUUM CLEANER !! ..... "WHEN IT STOPS SUCKING ........... CHANGE THE FU**ING BAG ! :yes::rofl: .............................................................. =@

Or make sure its plugged in??........

......or in your case MR POACH..... blown up :blink::angel: (as in blow up doll!! women are far too good to be blown up!)

i wish someone would have blown my ex up , when she left , ....... she said its me or the dogs , i chose the dogs so she chose the car and all the savings , and a loan on top of that , and sending me nasty soliciter letters , .................. im not bitter though , and the councelling is going really well :alcoholic: :drink::guitar::cray:

 

make sure the next one likes dogs, gots loads of money, and doesnt have a solicitor, might be hard to find though mate. maybe you should stick with that doll :boogie: if ya have a few :drink: you wont even know the difference.

ill put a post up mate shouldnt be too hard to find, you know what they say get over one with two more lol

what , its been a good doll , shit kisser though , and its got a patch on the nipple , i bit it to hard in the heat of the moment , was drinking stella :realmad: :drink:

 

get a munty tounge mate, if its fresh enough it will still be warm and twitching proper realistic, if the huntin aint goin to well then a tin of lambs tounges should do the trick about 30 seconds in the microwave should do it :kiss: :blink:

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