MR POACH 2 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 (edited) A wise man once said " YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WOMEN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR VACUUM CLEANER !! ..... "WHEN IT STOPS SUCKING ........... CHANGE THE FU**ING BAG ! .............................................................. Edited July 16, 2009 by MR POACH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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craigyboy 1,274 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 another wise man once said "WOMEN ARE LIKE DOG SHIT...THE OLDER IT GETS THE EASIER IT IS TO PICK UP" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rich_m_04@hotmail.co.uk Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Both quality jokes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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awen 30 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 A wise man once said " YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WOMEN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR VACUUM CLEANER !! ..... "WHEN IT STOPS SUCKING ........... CHANGE THE FU**ING BAG ! .............................................................. or always have a spare ready Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 I am staying out of this one.The women will give you bellter.atb.Shitebag. Catcher 1.Never argue with more than one women at a time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 ... can you hear the rumble of heels in the distance? We're coming for you. Be afraid. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR POACH 2 Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 A wise man once said " YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WOMEN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR VACUUM CLEANER !! ..... "WHEN IT STOPS SUCKING ........... CHANGE THE FU**ING BAG ! .............................................................. Or make sure its plugged in??........ ......or in your case MR POACH..... blown up (as in blow up doll!! women are far too good to be blown up!) i wish someone would have blown my ex up , when she left , ....... she said its me or the dogs , i chose the dogs so she chose the car and all the savings , and a loan on top of that , and sending me nasty soliciter letters , .................. im not bitter though , and the councelling is going really well :alcoholic: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
awen 30 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 A wise man once said " YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WOMEN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR VACUUM CLEANER !! ..... "WHEN IT STOPS SUCKING ........... CHANGE THE FU**ING BAG ! .............................................................. Or make sure its plugged in??........ ......or in your case MR POACH..... blown up (as in blow up doll!! women are far too good to be blown up!) i wish someone would have blown my ex up , when she left , ....... she said its me or the dogs , i chose the dogs so she chose the car and all the savings , and a loan on top of that , and sending me nasty soliciter letters , .................. im not bitter though , and the councelling is going really well :alcoholic: make sure the next one likes dogs, gots loads of money, and doesnt have a solicitor, might be hard to find though mate. maybe you should stick with that doll if ya have a few you wont even know the difference. ill put a post up mate shouldnt be too hard to find, you know what they say get over one with two more lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR POACH 2 Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 A wise man once said " YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WOMEN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR VACUUM CLEANER !! ..... "WHEN IT STOPS SUCKING ........... CHANGE THE FU**ING BAG ! .............................................................. Or make sure its plugged in??........ ......or in your case MR POACH..... blown up (as in blow up doll!! women are far too good to be blown up!) i wish someone would have blown my ex up , when she left , ....... she said its me or the dogs , i chose the dogs so she chose the car and all the savings , and a loan on top of that , and sending me nasty soliciter letters , .................. im not bitter though , and the councelling is going really well :alcoholic: make sure the next one likes dogs, gots loads of money, and doesnt have a solicitor, might be hard to find though mate. maybe you should stick with that doll if ya have a few you wont even know the difference. ill put a post up mate shouldnt be too hard to find, you know what they say get over one with two more lol what , its been a good doll , shit kisser though , and its got a patch on the nipple , i bit it to hard in the heat of the moment , was drinking stella :realmad: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,293 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 another wise man once said "WOMEN ARE LIKE DOG SHIT...THE OLDER IT GETS THE EASIER IT IS TO PICK UP" AWESOME Quote Link to post Share on other sites
awen 30 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 A wise man once said " YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WOMEN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR VACUUM CLEANER !! ..... "WHEN IT STOPS SUCKING ........... CHANGE THE FU**ING BAG ! .............................................................. Or make sure its plugged in??........ ......or in your case MR POACH..... blown up (as in blow up doll!! women are far too good to be blown up!) i wish someone would have blown my ex up , when she left , ....... she said its me or the dogs , i chose the dogs so she chose the car and all the savings , and a loan on top of that , and sending me nasty soliciter letters , .................. im not bitter though , and the councelling is going really well :alcoholic: make sure the next one likes dogs, gots loads of money, and doesnt have a solicitor, might be hard to find though mate. maybe you should stick with that doll if ya have a few you wont even know the difference. ill put a post up mate shouldnt be too hard to find, you know what they say get over one with two more lol what , its been a good doll , shit kisser though , and its got a patch on the nipple , i bit it to hard in the heat of the moment , was drinking stella :realmad: get a munty tounge mate, if its fresh enough it will still be warm and twitching proper realistic, if the huntin aint goin to well then a tin of lambs tounges should do the trick about 30 seconds in the microwave should do it :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR POACH 2 Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 WILL THAT DEFINATELY WORK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
awen 30 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 WILL THAT DEFINATELY WORK only tried it with fox tounge but the principles the same :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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