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Just went to get the lurcher back in from the garden, and found the kids paddling pool shredded! :o

 

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The wife in her wisdom, moved it from the relative safety of the washing line where I'd hung it to dry, and laid it out on the floor.

 

Just a heads up, if I'm not online for a while, it's because I'm looking for a new place to live with my dog.. :(:laugh:

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lol your in the shit mate, if i was a holly person i would say may good be with you haha but im not so good luck.

:yes: You can guarantee it'll be my fault. :(

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Quickly replace it for a bigger and better 1, and say you felt the children needed a treat because you love them so much, and you donated the old 1 to a local play group . . . . . . . . . . It'll be worth the money and the lie . . . trust me i'm female! ;)

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Quickly replace it for a bigger and better 1, and say you felt the children needed a treat because you love them so much, and you donated the old 1 to a local play group . . . . . . . . . . It'll be worth the money and the lie . . . trust me i'm female! ;)

and that's a typical female reaction!!! Leave it in the middle of the drive so when she comes home she can't miss it and go to the pub with said lurcher you'll avoid the problem of a pending sh1t storm always works ;) (in sending them into a blind rage but thats when you go back out shooting come to think of it i did this and had to sleep in the shed :doh: get a b&b :boogie: )

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Quickly replace it for a bigger and better 1, and say you felt the children needed a treat because you love them so much, and you donated the old 1 to a local play group . . . . . . . . . . It'll be worth the money and the lie . . . trust me i'm female! ;)

 

 

:laugh: Look inside knowledge Maltenby, its like what women want ... Go and get a bigger one... :clapper:

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Quickly replace it for a bigger and better 1, and say you felt the children needed a treat because you love them so much, and you donated the old 1 to a local play group . . . . . . . . . . It'll be worth the money and the lie . . . trust me i'm female! ;)

 

 

:laugh: Look inside knowledge Maltenby, its like what women want ... Go and get a bigger one... :clapper:

 

 

Typical male reply . . . . . Regardless of topic it always comes back to penises! :tongue2:

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Quickly replace it for a bigger and better 1, and say you felt the children needed a treat because you love them so much, and you donated the old 1 to a local play group . . . . . . . . . . It'll be worth the money and the lie . . . trust me i'm female! ;)

 

 

:laugh: Look inside knowledge Maltenby, its like what women want ... Go and get a bigger one... :clapper:

 

 

Typical male reply . . . . . Regardless of topic it always comes back to penises! :tongue2:

you have a dirty mind i thought we were talking marriage tips :whistling: :whistling: :D :D

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Quickly replace it for a bigger and better 1, and say you felt the children needed a treat because you love them so much, and you donated the old 1 to a local play group . . . . . . . . . . It'll be worth the money and the lie . . . trust me i'm female! ;)

 

 

:laugh: Look inside knowledge Maltenby, its like what women want ... Go and get a bigger one... :clapper:

 

 

Typical male reply . . . . . Regardless of topic it always comes back to penises! :tongue2:

you have a dirty mind i thought we were talking marriage tips :whistling: :whistling: :D :D

 

 

I'm pretty sure i wasn't alone in my thinking! ;)

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