Malt 379 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Just went to get the lurcher back in from the garden, and found the kids paddling pool shredded! The wife in her wisdom, moved it from the relative safety of the washing line where I'd hung it to dry, and laid it out on the floor. Just a heads up, if I'm not online for a while, it's because I'm looking for a new place to live with my dog.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sikastag_1 689 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) ..... Edited August 29, 2019 by grant_c Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 lol your in the shit mate, if i was a holly person i would say may good be with you haha but im not so good luck. You can guarantee it'll be my fault. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Bin the thing and tell her a small tornado went through the garden and and blew it away. ATB Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sikastag_1 689 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) ..... Edited August 29, 2019 by grant_c Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hannah4181 260 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Quickly replace it for a bigger and better 1, and say you felt the children needed a treat because you love them so much, and you donated the old 1 to a local play group . . . . . . . . . . It'll be worth the money and the lie . . . trust me i'm female! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 The wife's in town at the minute, it's horrible. Like the calm before the mother of all storms... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,216 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Quickly replace it for a bigger and better 1, and say you felt the children needed a treat because you love them so much, and you donated the old 1 to a local play group . . . . . . . . . . It'll be worth the money and the lie . . . trust me i'm female! and that's a typical female reaction!!! Leave it in the middle of the drive so when she comes home she can't miss it and go to the pub with said lurcher you'll avoid the problem of a pending sh1t storm always works (in sending them into a blind rage but thats when you go back out shooting come to think of it i did this and had to sleep in the shed get a b&b ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IanB 0 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Quickly replace it for a bigger and better 1, and say you felt the children needed a treat because you love them so much, and you donated the old 1 to a local play group . . . . . . . . . . It'll be worth the money and the lie . . . trust me i'm female! Look inside knowledge Maltenby, its like what women want ... Go and get a bigger one... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,216 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 what are you a man or a mouse??? :D f#ck it go t'pub :tongue4: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hannah4181 260 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Quickly replace it for a bigger and better 1, and say you felt the children needed a treat because you love them so much, and you donated the old 1 to a local play group . . . . . . . . . . It'll be worth the money and the lie . . . trust me i'm female! Look inside knowledge Maltenby, its like what women want ... Go and get a bigger one... Typical male reply . . . . . Regardless of topic it always comes back to penises! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,216 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Quickly replace it for a bigger and better 1, and say you felt the children needed a treat because you love them so much, and you donated the old 1 to a local play group . . . . . . . . . . It'll be worth the money and the lie . . . trust me i'm female! Look inside knowledge Maltenby, its like what women want ... Go and get a bigger one... Typical male reply . . . . . Regardless of topic it always comes back to penises! you have a dirty mind i thought we were talking marriage tips :whistling: :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottishlass 57 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 i was going to say get some duck tape oot and patch it up but i think its past that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,216 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 i was going to say get some duck tape oot and patch it up but i think its past that why don't get out the oxy/accet and try and weld it :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hannah4181 260 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Quickly replace it for a bigger and better 1, and say you felt the children needed a treat because you love them so much, and you donated the old 1 to a local play group . . . . . . . . . . It'll be worth the money and the lie . . . trust me i'm female! Look inside knowledge Maltenby, its like what women want ... Go and get a bigger one... Typical male reply . . . . . Regardless of topic it always comes back to penises! you have a dirty mind i thought we were talking marriage tips :whistling: :D I'm pretty sure i wasn't alone in my thinking! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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