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  1. 46 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

    Mayor said it was a terrorist attack.

    FBI say it wasn’t a terrorist attack.

    In the same interview…..

    Cheers.

    Wouldn't know the truth it bit them in the ass !

  2. 2 hours ago, lurcherman 887 said:

    I know some fella from around my bit, who dives out of planes as he says it’s safer than landing. 

    Thank fuk no presents like that this year ,she's sent me on a bee keeping course,knows I'm old ! 

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  3. On 29/12/2024 at 19:05, lurcherman 887 said:

    Feck that stats you only get one chance with a plane, il take car boat and train all day, f**k planes got to be mental to be getting on one these days… I see some mong saying more chance of getting eaten by a shark.. I don’t get in the sea so impossible just like I won’t fly so won’t die by plane. 

    Kev I know your a trucker now ,but it's a b*****d drive to Dubai!

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  4. Was driving listening to radio ,and a guy was talking about tobacco enemas,an 18th century practice ,for all sorts of complaints but especially drowning!! Missed end of radio program, so looked it up when I got home ,I'm guessing it's where the saying ,don't blow smoke up is arse ,comes from ? 

    Another successful case was that of Anne Greene. In 1850, she was tried and hanged for infanticide. She was innocent: it was a stillbirth. Still, she was hanged, but when she was removed from the gallows, doctors discovered that she still had faint signs of life. A tobacco enema helped revive her, and she was pardoned.

    woman fell from a ferry crossing the Seine. When she was pulled from the water, a passing soldier comforted her distressed husband, "for that his Wife should soon come to Life; then, giving him his Pipe, bid him put the End into her Anus, and blow the Smoke up with all his Might, putting the Bowl of the Pipe covered with a pricked Paper into his Mouth, the fifth Puff made the Woman's Belly grumble very loud, she threw up some Water, and then recovering her Senses she sat up...

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