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  1. 13 hours ago, Qbgrey said:

    Don’t forget to hang a plastic pineapple slice on your door.

    I just had to Google that ! 

    Easier than taking the pampas grass with you ! 

  2. 36 minutes ago, dai dogs said:

    In the quieter part of the town lived an old Reclusive sort of chap never bothered anyone kept himself to himself he lived in a little old run down cottage ( cottage long gone new housing there now) l used to see him pushing a trolley collecting wood for his fire 2 lads had the Whisper whilst in the local boozer that he had money so they went there killed him found nothing one lad even went back to the boozer with blood over him 

    Your putting me off me chops ! 

  3. On 31/01/2025 at 20:27, WataWalloper said:

    I grew up with an ole twitcher as a neighbour an he saw me on a rocky road to say the least haha so started paying me a fiver for a mornings mooch, said he was scared of a fall an this was pre mobile phone days, after few mornings I didn’t take the money anymore, I was hooked, he bought me some decent Bino’s and then gifted me his spotting scope a while after when he upgraded, amazingly last heard he was still alive living in cwmavon port talbot, I owe him lot he opened my eyes to the counties side properly cos until then I was just on a killing spree to appreciate things as mad as that sounds haha 

    Your early rent boy memories?

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  4. 3 minutes ago, WILF said:

    The big difference is, I’m not a girl mate……different times and very different circles of men. 
    I concur by the way, not appropriate for a girl or those from a more sheltered world. 

    Not right for an 8 year old boy ,sheltered lifestyle or 3rd world lifestyle? Should being doing airfix kits and reading the beano at that age ,but hey ho 

  5. 40 minutes ago, WILF said:

    The first naked woman I ever saw in the flesh was like a Shri Lankan bird or something like that…..I must have been about 8 or 9 ?…..

    Popped round my old man’s pals house one Saturday morning and they was chatting about this and that having a cup of tea and my old man’s pal says to me “Here, little man, pop upstairs to my bedroom there’s something in there for you”

    So I did and there’s this bird, an absolute cracker from memory, laying on the bed stark bollock naked….she didn’t flinch and just sat up and chatted to me…….i could hear the men downstairs laughing.

    When I went down my dads pal says to me “what do you think about that boy, that would do you wouldn’t it” lol 

    Not weird at all ! 

    Sent me 8 year old daughter upstairs ,naked mandingo laying on the bed naked ! When she came back down said " that would do you wouldn't it ?" 

    Strange !

    Just putting it the other way round ,

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  6. 21 hours ago, gnasher16 said:

    My little local clubs game was postponed with a waterlogged pitch yesterday so went over the Orient.....what a game and an atmosphere,same as Plymouth today,brilliant and likes been said the fa Cup still holds some magic.....also its not like the big clubs can use the old excuses about shitty pitches Orients pitch is like a bowling green nothing wrong with it at all.

    Mrs nephew came on for orient ,85 mins in ,

     

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  7. 20 hours ago, NEWKID said:

    What a treat..

    My lad said he'd do a roast for when we got home today, fair play to the lad he done a great job..

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    Knocked that out the park ! Be 3 empty bottles of red on the side ,and every pot and pan used ! If that was me 

    Crackling looks spot on ,it all does !

  8. On 07/02/2025 at 13:37, jukel123 said:

    Ya shower of dogbreedist b*****ds. There are no studies which show the choice of dog breed has anything to do with a man's penis length or machoness.

     

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    They like a little coat ,listened to all the no carb ,keto diet bullocks ,got zero body fat ,they feel the cold bless em 

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  9. There's an industry, in giving out all the tickets you "need?" Lol ,a fkin joke ,and the time to re take em ,people making big money off that ,how about the idiots that try to run a country be constantly re examined  ,checked for competency, they'd all be out of a job 

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