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  1. paulus
    good luck with that one, your going to need it
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    it takes a certain type of person to be able to put there experiences onto paper and make them enjoyable for people to read, sadly im not one of these people im about as creative as a choc ice, but hats off to them that can i can remember seeing the careers advisor at school, he just looked at me,looked at my file and said cannon fodder
  3. paulus
    asda quilt cover hark at Laurance Lewelyn Bowen :laugh: yes i have fluffy cuffs
  4. paulus
    another
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    My old man was a cnut like that mate, a hard lesson was one that would be remembered! :laugh: .. He sounds like my mum........she caught me throwing our cat over the fence beside the neighbours GSD so the dog would chase it and i could get my ball back. She came out and threw me in beside the dog......i was shitting myself....... My uncle did that with the neighbours lad who kept winding his geese up! He also picked him up, turned him upside down and dipped his head in the carp pond after he gave him a mouthful of cheek for it back down the garden! He didn't go running of and
  6. paulus
    to fecking right im being robbed :laugh:lucky to get that for the whole carcuss
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    no
  8. paulus
    asda quilt cover
  9. paulus
    feck and i was expecting to see an hearing aid
  10. paulus
    when i use to ferret times ive disturbed one i can remember as a kid a bloke telling me how good wasp grubs were for fishing on the trent, i found a nest in an old stump, sprayed a can of fly spray down it and stopped it with some sods of turf, went back half an hour later and got stung to feck diigging it out, and i caught feck all on them
  11. paulus
    if you feel a ferrets canine teeth or a dogs for that matter there not needle points there smooth,
  12. paulus
    now wasps are my worst enemy im sure they can smell my fear i get stung every fooking time i do a nest or even go near to one
  13. paulus
    its mad init , dont think you would get away wi them nowadays you would here weve banned them and removed all corners from the roads so they dont come back
  14. paulus
    class they were mate, shame we carnt have a laugh anymore without some black lessbian raghead complaining to some fooker or other
  15. paulus
    i might poke me nose in
  16. paulus
    ive been doing it that long im probably fooked anyway. there are ugly little fookers aswell. benzol paralysis them and there unable to feed so just die within 24hrs
  17. paulus
    that great british favourite chicken madras
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    :laugh: Looks like the woman in the bottom picture is pinching that duck , its feet dont look on the ground guess whats for dinner tomorrow there my feet
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  23. paulus
    could you make the writing any smaller
  24. paulus
    just pm them and ask ffs its not difficult
  25. paulus
    i beilive only nowadays the fairys have gone high tech, but this place suites them to a tee as its full of thick trunks and overgrown bushes
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